I will NOT cry by DancesWithWolvesandStuff

OUCH!

 I do not own InuYasha, but this is based on what my uncle did for my cousin… cause he was an amazing guy like that! R.I.P Uncle Frank S.

 Wudelfin’s Daddy Clause Challenge

One-shot

‘I will NOT cry’

By: CrazedCalicoNeko

Rated: T

            “Daddy, I’m so nervous. I couldn’t do this without you,” whimpered Sesshomaru and Kagome’s oldest pup, Katsumi, into her father’s shirt. Kagome was to do this errand, but she had given him the choice of taking care of six full blooded Inu demon pups currently destroying their home… or one overly emotional Inu demoness, Katsumi.

            Sesshomaru had kissed his wife on the forehead and wished her luck before calling for Katsumi to join him for some ‘father-daughter’ time.

            “Daddy, did Mom even tell you what we were doing?” Katsumi asked with a worried tone and nearly suffocating aura.

            “My dearest pup, anything with you shall be the greatest pleasure,” Sesshomaru replied with a smile. He felt his muscles relax as his pup’s emotions settled in contentment. The GPS had continued to instruct him to the destination only known to Kagome and Katsumi, and that was still less terrifying then the six pups still at the house.

            Pulling into the parking lot of a white brick building, ‘Jule’s Spa’ was written in silver script on the side above the lush greenery.

            “Daddy, this will be so great. We won’t do the sauna or seaweed wraps cause ‘ewww’, Mom should be the only one to have to see you naked…” his teenage pup continued her chat as she skipped toward the glass doors. Sesshomaru seemed to have been frozen in the parking lot. The establishment had a waiting room, he could see it. That is where he had thought to spend his time, IT WAS WHERE HE WANTED TO SPEND HIS TIME!

            “Daddy?” Katsumi called out as she reached the doors and noticed her father’s absence. Seriously, the old man must be going senile… stopping in the middle of the parking lot like this! Shaking her silver head she went to retrieve her father, time for the water works to get things moving…. “Daddy, I’m so nervous. I couldn’t do this without you,” whimpered Katsumi into her father’s shirt. “Mom always joins me, please Daddy?”

            Heaving a sigh, Sesshomaru knew when he was bested. Katsumi, like her sisters, had him wrapped around their dainty claws since the days they were born. “Lead on Katsumi, I do not wish to make you late for your appointment.”

            His reward was a hug and kiss on the cheek, which made it all worth it… he hoped.

            The hand massage and manicure were proficient, but Sesshomaru threatened the woman with his poison if she touched his claws with polish… until Katsumi looked at him with wide pleading blue eyes. One layer of clear coat was applied to a grumbling Inu, who pasted on a smile as his pup had blue moons air brushed on her claws.

            She showed her nails proudly to her father, “Just for you Daddy, the crescent moons almost match yours!” Sesshomaru kissed her crown, as they were lead to the next station of the Spa.

            Now, pedicures he could get on board with. The massage was fantastic and they trimmed his toenails… even Kagome refused to do that! He had to disappoint Katsumi by refusing polish on his toes, but she forgave him because of the goofy smile she was able to get on her camera phone as his toe nails were cut.

            Sliding on socks without snags was fantastic, and the starscape on his pup’s toes was beautiful. Hopefully, the day could end on this happy note… but No.

            He smelled wax as they were lead to a different section of the Spa.

            “Umm, Daddy… this might hurt a itsy bisty little bit,” Katsumi warned.

            Sesshomaru simply lifted an eyebrow and waited for his pup to continue.

            “I’m having my upper lip and eyebrows waxed… since you’re a guy could you hold my hand and get your eyebrows done too. PLEASE DADDY!?” Katsumi’s volume went from normal, to a near whisper, to nearly hysterical. “I always cry ‘cause it hurts, and it helps to have someone to share your misery with…”

            “You understand I will not cry,” Sesshomaru soothed his pup.

            “But you will do it, thank you Daddy!”

            Sesshomaru watched closely and held Katsumi’s hand as the wax was applied and ripped from her face. He held in a growl, but just barely. His pup’s whimpers and squeeze to his hand, kept his attention on her and not decapitating the esthetician.

            Focusing on her father was a great distraction from the pain, and for once the tears were only from the stimulation to her tear ducts. Katsumi smiled to her father, “It’s your turn Daddy.”

           The man already had perfect brows, but the customer was always right… if he wanted hot wax on his body; she’d put hot wax on his body. The esthetician glided the hot substance on Sesshomaru’s skin and he really had to question the sanity of womankind. ‘Why the hell would they do this?’

           It was soothed by a cloth being pressed against his skin, as he had observed being done with his pup. He felt the woman hold his skin taunt then count down from three and… RIP! It sounded like someone had just stepped on a puppy from the yip that escaped Sesshomaru’s mouth.

           “Don’t worry Daddy; the first one is always the worst. The other three are easy,” his pup explained as she tried to soothe his ego.

           “Three more?” Sesshomaru growled.

           “Yep, you think this is bad, how do you think Mom feels when it’s time for her bikini wax?” his pup asked with a pointed look at him. He never knew.

           He sat in a stupefied state as the vile creature applied more wax… he never considered the joy he took from his wife’s pain. From now on she could be as hairy as she liked! RIP! “Whimper… growl.”

          “Daddy, she has to do the top and bottom of your brows,” his pup explained as if she had not just went through this torment.

          “Katsumi, why do you do this to yourself?” Sesshomaru asked, too interested in his pup’s answer to be aware of the wax.

          “Duh, Daddy, no guy wants a yeti for a mate!”

           RIP! “Bitch, cease and desist your abuse of my person!” Sesshomaru found himself growling at the spa employee.

           “Daddy, apologize! Let her finish her work, you have one more… stop being such a pup about it.” Katsumi scolded, sounding so eerily like her mother that he complied.

            “I apologize, please continue,” Sesshomaru said as sincerely as possible.

            The woman nodded and slapped on her last layer of wax.

            “You really should not make a woman who is applying hot wax to your body angry Daddy. It was very foolish…” Katsumi said with a mischievous grin. “And remember, you said you wouldn’t cry.”

            RRRRRRRIIIIIIPPPPPPP!

             A painful howl erupted from Sesshomaru’s throat and he could feel the tears rushing to his eyes. The witch must have ripped off his entire eyebrow!

            “Daddy?” Katsumi asked concerned, mirth no longer evident in her voice or scent.

            Giving her a smile as his pup examined his still perfect brows, she shrugged. The two Inu were lead through the labyrinth of the Spa to the front desk. Sesshomaru paid for the services.

            During the drive home Sesshomaru decided to tell his pup what he had decided, “Katsumi, you may be as hairy as you wish. Any male who questions your choice will have to suffer the wrath of waxing!”

            “Daddy, some heterosexual guys wax anyways…”

            “With this Sesshomaru as the esthetician, the males will learn to appreciate every pain his female pups suffer for beauty!” Sesshomaru answered with a nod.

            “Hn, I’ll never get mated then…”  Katsumi grumbled.

            “Only the best for my pups, I would never let an unworthy or unappreciative male mate my princesses.” Sesshomaru responded as he continued to think of ways to remodel the basement into a torture chamber for suitors.

            “Awww, Daddy,”