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Sesshomaru's Nightmare by cassandra

Shocking the dog and fun at the zoo

Chap 1

"You stupid bastard!" A womans voice screamed. Kagome walked out of her house to see what the noise was all about. She sighed and shook her head when she saw her neighbor and childhood friend looking smugly at an irrate woman.

"You said I was special!"

He shrugged. "I tell that to all my women. You were only a one nighter. Now I would like it if you would kindly leave my property."

"Fuck you!"

Sesshomaru smirked. "I already did that last night. Oh and by the way, you were the worst lay I've ever had." He laughed as the woman stomped off and left.

Kagome went over to where he was still standing. "Another one Sess?" She said lifting a brow.

"You know me. I've gotta have my women."

"You are such a horndog!" Kagome said rolling her eyes.

"You know it baby."

"Don't you think it's about time you found a nice girl and settled down with a family?" He gave her a sexy smile and pulled her up against him.

"Really now? Are you applying for the job little one?" He said huskily.

"Down boy!" Kagome said blushing.

"Will you never give into my charms little one?" He said nuzzling her.

"Sesshomaru!" She said in a warning voice.

"I know that you're attracted to me."

She sighed. "Just because you have a handsome face doesn't mean I'm going to get with you."

"Hey! You forgot sexy body!" He said with a pout.

"Don't make me sic Shippo on you!" Shippo was a fox kit that she'd adopted and he loved pranking Sesshomaru.

"Where is the kit anyways?"

"You rang?" Shippo said appearing beside Kagome.

"There you are." Sesshomaru said.

"What's up dogboy? Are ya up to your old tricks again?" Shippo asked.

Sesshomaru growled. "This Sesshomaru is no BOY. I assure you kit I am one hundred percent MAN."

"Coulda fooled me." Shippo mumbled. Kagome laughed as Sesshomaru glared at him.

"Well I hate to cut our visit short but I'm going with Sango to take Shippo and her little brother to the zoo."

Sesshomaru smirked at Shippo. "Make sure you feed the runt to the crocodiles."

"Hey! I'm a kid! I ain't nobodys snack!"

Kagome laughed. "I swear you two act like brothers sometimes!"

"Hmp! No way! I wouldn't want a smelly old dog for a brother!" Shippo said crossing his arms. Sesshomaru and Kagome just laughed.

"Come on Shippo." She said turning to leave.

Sesshomaru lifted a brow. "What? No tricks today kit?" Usually by now he'd do something to Sesshomaru.

Shippo smiled sweetly. "Nah. You're off the hook for now."

Sesshomaru wasn't fooled by his innocent smile. He knew Shippo was up to something. Shrugging his shoulder he turned to go back to his house. A few seconds later they heard a loud yelp. When they turned around they busted out laughing. Sesshomaru stood with his hand on the doorknob. His silky white hair stood up straight in the air. The tips were burnt and smoking.

"Ni-nice hairdo Sess. Wh-what's it called? Th-the puff-puffy poodle?" Kagome said laughing.

"Yeah. That's a nice style for you. It's just perfect for a dog like you." Shippo said smiling.

"What did you do to my door kit?"

"It's a new trick of mine. I call it 'Shock The Dog'. Did ya like it?" Sesshomaru glared at him before growling and going inside and slamming his door. Kagome and Shippo just laughed as they went on their way to meet Sango at the zool

As they walked through the zoo Kagome told Sango about what happened with Sesshomaru.

"That poor guy. One of these days Shippo's going to be the death of him." Sango said laughing. Once she stopped laughing she looked at Kagome slyly. "So, is the horndog still trying to charm his way into your pants?"

Kagome snorted. "Yeah. He's such a horndog!"

"I think he likes you. He's been hounding you for years now."

"Please. That man goes after anything with boobs."

"True. But he's never chased after someone as long as you." Sango said.

Kagome rolled her eyes. "He only chases after me because I'm a challenge. You know how much that man loves a challenge."

Sango smirked. "You know you two would make a good couple."

Kagome blushed. "Sango!"

"What? He's sexy as hell and you guys have known each other since you were kids."

"Yeah right. You forgot how much of a ladies man he is. He's worse than Miroku!"

Sango sighed. "True." Miroku was her perverted boyfriend. He'd never cheat on her but that didn't stop him from flirting.

"Kagome!" Shippo yelled running up to them in a panic.

"What's wrong?" She asked.

"It's Kohaku! Come quick!"

Sango and Kagome looked at each other and ran after Shippo. When they got to where he was taking them they started laughing along with the crowd that was there. Poor Kohaku was stuck inside a cage with a large monkey who had him in a tight hold picking through his hair.

 Kohaku glared at them. "Instead of laughing at me you could help me get out of here."

"Sorry Kohaku. How'd you get in there anyways?" Sango asked.

He glared at Shippo. "Why don't you ask him."

"Uh..hehehe. I used fox magic." Shippo said sheepishly.

"Shippo! You shouldn't have done that. You know that your tricks are reserved for Sesshomaru only." Kagome said winking at him.

"Could someone please get me out of here?" Kohaku whined.

Once the owner got him out they all spent a few more hours walking around. Shippo decided he'd be nice and get Sesshomaru a 'gift'. He knew Sesshomaru had a sweet tooth so he asked Kagome to stop at a food stand and bought him a bag of cotton candy. Kagome wasn't stupid. She knew Shippo was up to no good. She couldn't wait to see what trick he had up his sleeve.

After they got home and ate dinner Shippo asked if he could go give Sesshomaru his cotton candy. She decided to go with him to see what he was up to. When Sesshomaru opened up the door he smiled.

"Hello Kagome. What can I do for you?"

"Shippo got you something from the zoo."

"Really now? What is it?" He asked.

"Cotton candy." Shippo said.

Sesshomaru's eyes lit up and he snatched the bag of cotton candy out of his hands. If he'd been paying attention he would have seen the smirk Shippo sent Kagome. Just as he opened the bag a loud bang was heard as the bag exploded in his face. Kagome and Shippo laughed as pink and blue cotton candy clung to his hair.

"Look Kagome, it's rainbow bright!" Shippo said.

Sesshomaru growled. "I'm going to make fox stew out of you."

"Eeek!" Shippo squeeled as Sesshomaru chased him around the yard. After he gave up the chase Kagome helped Sesshomaru get the sticky mess out of his hair.

"You know I think blue and pink look good on you." Kagome teased.

"That is not funny." He growled.

"Sure it is." She said smiling. He growled and yanked her into his lap and began tickling her.

"St-stop! Ha ha ha! Sess-Sesshomaru! Quit! Ha ha ha!"

He smirked. "Not until you say it."

"N-no! Never!"

"Say it!" He said.

"Ok ok! I give! I give! You're the top dog!"

He continued tickling her. "And?"

"You're th-the sexiest man a-alive!"

He smiled and stopped. "Damn straight I am."

"You are so stuck on yourself! She said standing up.

He shrugged. "Well I am perfect after all."

"You're impossible! I've got to go. It's Shippo's bedtime."

"Ok. I'll see you later then." He said.

"Bye!" She said as she walked out the door.

He sighed. "One day Kagome you will be mine."


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