Miko With Benifits by Kelly Haper

A Miko Sorned

“You’re just a virginal miko who knows nothing about fucking men!” Inuyasha yelled before storming out of the small apartment Kagome lived in.

Tears flowed down the young miko’s face. She had just gotten a job at Tashio Corp. the most promising business in Japan.  After receiving the news she had come home quickly to inform her boy friend of the career. He had moved in with her having lost his job only a couple of weeks ago but Kagome didn’t mind they were closer then she had been with anyone out of her previous boyfriends although there weren’t that many.   

Apparently she had come home earlier then he had expected and she found him and the neighborhood slut on her coach. Her riding him to the edge and over. To say she was surprised was an understatement. She and Inuyasha had gotten into a fight, which lead him to telling her that she never satisfied his needs along with some other chose words about her personality and culture then left with Kikyou to live with her.

Now she was sitting on the floor crying he was the closes person to get to her heart after her father died a few years ago. He had been there, now he was gone like the mist in the morning.

‘Well Kagome you have to choses. One: Let his words affect you and wallow in pain or Two: Find someone that will teach you how to please men a show him up,’ Kagome thought. She knew she was inexperienced but Inuyasha had been her first he was supposed to teach her what he liked he didn’t even do it with her often enough for her to take notes either. They had done it so many times that she could count them on her right hand and still have some fingers left to count a dozen eggs.

She pondered her next move then got up grabbed her purse and keys then walked out the door dialing a few numbers. With an evil smile she flew off to the local Wackdonals.

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Kagome waited as her girls assembled. Eri, Yoki, Ayumi, and Sango all appeared basically at the same time. They knew something was up by the sadness but determined look that was plastered on the youngest girls face.

“I have called you all here to tell you that Inuyasha has been cheating on me with the neighborhood slut and,” she paused as they all gasped but before they could say anything she continued, “I called the lock smith and he is changing the look on my door as we speak. Inuyasha though pointed out to me that I know nothing about guys and so therefore I was wondering if any of you knew someone that was willing to teach such things. Not a relationship type deal but more like friends with benefits.”

Her friends where staring at her open mouthed to shocked to say anything. Kagome was the youngest of their group and was always the shy one when it came to matters like this so for her to basically say ‘Find a male that I can fuck to test my theories on’ was enough for hell to freeze over. Then for her to say it without blushing would freeze Miami in the summer time.

“So let me get this straight,” Yoki cleared her throat and continued, “Inuyasha dumped you for Kikyou and you want to show him up by have some random guy you don’t know teach you how to fuck.”

“Yep, pretty much. So do any of you know anyone?” she stated like she was talking about the weather.

“Even I don’t know someone like that without them being in gangs or drug addicts. (A.N. Sorry if I’m stereo typing people hear I don’t mean to.) You could join one of those weird clubs or something like that,” Eri being the one who was the closes to a slut out of all of them spoke, but even she kept a guy for about a few mouths and was really looking for a relationship with them.

“I think you should wait for another guy to come along before you do this,” Ayumi stated being the romantic type but Kagome just shook her head at the idea.

“No I need Inuyasha to become jealous and fast so someone that is probably somewhat close to him to brag about stuff that I’m doing,” Kagome stated with a frown.

 “I don’t think any of us know someone like that,” Sango spoke for the first time. She was the closes to the young miko being more like a sister then a friend and Sango knew when Kagome’s face fell that she would try the one thing she would hate to do, “But Miroku may know someone.”

Ah, Miroku. Sango’s perverted boyfriend. She never talked to him about perverted stuff because he would always get out of hand after that. Kagome understanding this smiled. She knew her sister-friend would come through with that promise and if anyone knew the type of person she was looking for it would be Miroku.

Kagome instantly brightened. And the group started to get details on what happened between her and her now ex-boyfriend. By the end they understood her plan and where starting to agree to it more. Not to mention some old fashion punishment was in order but they restrained Sango long enough to cool down a bit.

They left shortly after everyone hugging each other and Sango promising to talk to Miroku and call her tomorrow with her findings.

‘Hell hath no fiery like a woman scorned, Inuyasha? Well Hell hath no fiery like a miko scorned,’ she laughed internally as she drove off.

A.N. So what do you think. Please review. I am working on my writing skills so if anyone wants to correct me be free to do so.

Thank you.

KK