One Easter Favor Deserves Another by Sesshoumaru'sPriestess

One Easter Favor Deserves Another

ONE SHOT CRACKFIC!   DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA!

Written lovingly for naqaashi…. ^____^

Kagome paced nervously back and forth. A sense of dread filling her heart. Sesshoumaru should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be this late. They were supposed to be going out to dinner for Easter since he didn’t like the regular Easter traditions.  “Oh, my kami.” Kagome thought. Where could you be?"

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Sesshoumaru had been in an accident on his way home from work. After hearing the news, Kagome fainted dead away, her panic overtaking her.

 Hours later, when she came to, there was a bump on her head and the sense of dread had returned. "Sesshoumaru my love," she cried out helplessly. "The police still have no news of you and you have yet to call to let me know you are okay.....could you be dead?” The thought made fresh tears appear in her eyes as she began to sob once more.

In the midst of all the worry and tears, Kagome remembered a story her grandfather had told her. If you fold 1000 Easter bunnies, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Kagome rushed out to the store and ordered in a supply of paper bunnies and set to work, folding bunnies until her hands was sore and she could hardly see from lack of sleep and worry. It took a week. She was just finishing up the very last bunny when Sesshoumaru walked in the front door.

“Sesshoumaru!!!” Kagome screamed and threw herself into Sesshoumaru’s arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 Easter bunnies and it brought you back to me." She was so happy, she felt like she was dreaming or floating on air. She kissed Sesshoumaru desperately on the mouth and held him tightly, tears streaming down her face.

"Actually," Sesshoumaru said, looking down at her coolly, "I was rescued by the Easter Bunny. “As it turns out he really is real." Sesshoumaru sighed. "And he's really pissed."

 Her face looking at him quizzically Kagome let go of him. The sense of confusion overriding her panic and happiness of seeing him again. “The Easter Bunny saved you and he’s pissed off? But why?”

Sesshoumaru sighed and looked out the window” It seems as though he caught wind of you folding bunnies in order to get me back and decided to help. If you continued such foolishness, he said the other holidays would never let him live it down.” He sighed. “Also...he knows Kagome. About us and Santa. He figures that if we made out with him for gifts, then we at least owe him for saving my life.” He sighed and moved to head upstairs to shower and change. He had on the same clothes for a week and he was a mess.” He insisted we meet him and we have to....you know, say thanks for saving my life.” With that, he disappeared for what promised to be a long cleansing session.

Watching him go, her face filled with confusion and disbelief, she looked at the thousand of paper bunnies strewn all about the house.”But how? How could he have known about the make out session with Santa? “Damn it’ She cursed.”Old man talks too much...now they had to make out with the Easter Bunny.

Fin.

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