Here Fishy, Fishy, Fishy by Creature of Shadow

Here Fishy, Fishy, Fishy

A/N: This is an extension of a drabble I did for GM D'D 11-6-10. The original prompt was wriggle, and it was suggested that I post up for the Torture a Taiyoukai contest. I kinda picked at them both in this, but Sessho definitely got the worst of it in the end. And don't take my making Sesshomaru a bit of a deedadee seriously. He had to say some dumb crap for this to work. And before anyone says anything, I talked to Dani about using this drabble for this challenge, and because I had to add so much, its its own story.  Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA

Word count: 1168

“I'm telling you, Sesshomaru, clouds are made of water. They are just mist.” Kagome said, rubbing her temples with a thumb and forefinger.

“Mist is not fluffy, miko. You are incorrect as usual.” Sesshomaru replied primly.

“Let's fly up there then, and I will prove it to you.” she suggested.

“Very well.” he he nodded slightly as he formed his own cloud of youki and took off into the sky.

“See, I told you!” Kagome cried triumphantly, wiping her wet hand against the daiyoukai's face.

“Hn. You are mistaken, miko. The material has merely been soaked because the pouch that holds the rain sprung a leak.” he told her with a smug expression.

Kagome's face dead panned. 'He's got to be joking.' she thought as she stared incredulously at her fiancee.

Arguments Won- Kagome 0 Sesshomaru 1

“Sesshomaru, no one else was here to do it. I asked you days before I left to feed him a pinch of these dried worms once daily, how could you forget?” Kagome cried tearfully as she pointed at her now dead goldfish floating upside down in its bowl.

“I say once again, you said no such thing.” Sesshomaru replied dismissively.

“Wrong! I even wrote it on the note I left you!” she shouted, waving the parchment in his stoic face.

“Once again, your brain is defective. I saw no such note, and am quite sure you forged it to place blame on me to make yourself feel better about being a forgetful, irresponsible pet owner.” he responded.

Kagome's temper soared. “You are such an ass!” she growled.

“Perhaps, but you are the fish killer.”

Kagome huffed, red face out the door and slammed it hard enough to shake the walls of the house.

Arguments Won- Kagome 0 Sesshomaru 2

As the weeks went by, Kagome's frustration grew. The contumacious youkai refused to acknowledge anything he did wrong, and Kagome had about had it.

“Sesshomaru, I brought some special chocolate back from my time. I brought you a small piece, but don't touch what I am locking up in the strong box. It's mine, and I am saving it for a rainy day.” Kagome instructed, handing him his piece.

“Hn.” he said, setting the candy next to hers in the box.

Later that week, Kagome was irritated by the lack of indoor plumbing in the feudal era. Normally going in a chamber pot or the woods was fine, but during a females time of the month, it was hell. She was too embarrassed to go in the chamber pot, and relieving herself in the forest was nearly as bad, being that the smell of a woman in heat attracted all sorts of unpleasant creatures.

Craving something sweet and frustrated as all get out, she went to get her stash of imported Swedish chocolate. Imagine her ire when she found it missing.

“Sesshomaru!!” she half screamed, half growled as she took off in search of her mate-to-be.

She found him sitting on the veranda lounging in his chair, licking remnants of the stolen sweets off his clawed fingers.

“Why, why would you take my candy. I specifically told you not to touch any of it, but what I brought for you! What the hell?!” Kagome yelled furiously.

“I did no such thing. This was my piece. You must have misplaced yours.” Sesshomaru denied.

“How could I have misplaced it, if I haven't touched it since I put it away?!” she cried indignantly.

“I know not. Perhaps you yourself ate it and forgot. Or maybe you consumed it while sleepwalking one night. This one has no idea how you can be so forgetful so often. First your fish, and now your chocolate. I worry for you sometimes, love.” he retaliated, patting her head as he walked back into the mansion.

Kagome's eyes narrowed dangerously. This was the straw that broke the camel's back. Sesshomaru's infuriating 'always right' streak would be vanquished once and for all.

*******

“Say it! Say you were wrong!” Kagome shouted from her perch above the chained daiyoukai.

“I will not admit defeat to you or anyone.” Sesshomaru replied defiantly.

“Gah! I am so tired of this! Why must you be so damn stubborn?! Every time, EVERY FUCKING TIME you are wrong you do this! Everyone is wrong sometimes, and you're no exception! Why can't you just accept it?!”

“Hn.” he sniffed and turned his head away.

“You wanna be that way fine. I will MAKE you concede.” Kagome said in a deceptively calm tone.

Sesshomaru's danger senses began to tingle as she raised him up with a makeshift crane and left him hanging over the edge of a cliff over looking the ocean. He was about to scoff, thinking she was merely going to drop him. A fall like that would be nothing to one such as him. When she reached over and pulled his member out of his hakama and tied a string to it, however, he began to worry.

“Miko, this one demands to know what you are up to.” he commanded.

Kagome smirked, and pulled on the string lightly, causing it to wriggle. “Here fishy, fishy, fishy! Come get the nice, juicy worm!” she called out to the sea.

Sesshomaru's eyes widened, almost popping out of his head as the massive form of a demon grouper peered menacingly at his wiggling dick.

“Miko...” Sesshomaru said hastily.

“Admit you're wrong!” she demanded.

“I will not.” he replied.

“You will, or I will feed little Sesshy to the fish.” Kagome told him matter of factly.

“I...” he started, cut off by the giant demon jumping into the air and snapping at his manhood, one sharp fang narrowly missing its head.

“ALRIGHT! It was your chocolate, I ate mine and stole yours. You were right!” he shouted, close to tears.

Kagome smiled. “That's all I wanted to hear.” she said pleasantly, bringing him back to solid ground. “Now, because I don't particularly feel like being mauled today, I am going to leave you tied up. Hopefully by the time you get out and find me you'll be in a better mood and we won't have to have this conversation again. Tahtah.”

Sesshomaru watched her as she walked away.

'Better mood indeed. You just wait.' he thought angrily.

Arguments Won- Sesshomaru's

Battle- Kagome