Shadow's GM D'D Night Smut Journal 2 by Creature of Shadow

Tricks

Prompt: Histrionic

Words: 348

A/N: Most of these are over the limit. I r lame. :/

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA AND THIS GOES FR ALL OF THESE BECAUSE I AM TIRED AND DON"T FEEL LIKE PUTTING THIS ON ALL THE DRABBLES

'This is the last straw.' Sesshomaru mentally growled as he watched the furry little menace happily humping his mates leg.

For the last two weeks, the wretched little mongrel had taken over his domain. It followed Kagome constantly, ate with them and even slept in their bed. This of course, left no time for Sesshomaru to persuade his busy little female into giving up a few minutes of her day to take care of his more carnal needs.

Normally, they would explore the boundaries of a pleasant physical nature before they went to sleep at night, but since Kagome brought that infuriating beast home, that time had been taken as well. Kagome didn't want her precious puppy seeing what they do between the sheets.

That of course was complete and utter nonsense, but rather than fight about it, Sesshomaru suggested leaving the annoyance in the living room.

'He's too little to be left on his own. You're a big boy, you can wait til he's a bit older. You can't need it that bad.' Kagome had responded dismissively.

Oh if she only knew.

Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes at the his wife's fluffy distraction. The damnable little creature was trying to replace him, of that he was sure. Well, no mortal mutt could steal the great Sesshomaru's thrown!

Red bled into his normally cold amber orbs as the demon lord prepared for battle. The pup was going down!

Just before his deadly claws made contact, fully intent on melting their enemy into a puddle, Kagome jumped up and took it into her arms.

“Sesshomaru how could you?!” she wailed hysterically. “He's just a baby! A poor, sweet, innocent little puppy and you were going to hurt him! I can't believe you! My own mate...”

Sesshomaru sighed as Kagome continued her crying rant. This wouldn't do either.

“Forgive me mate, I lost myself momentarily. It won't happen again.” he told her honestly.

The tears instantly stopped. “Good.” she said cheerfully, taking the smug puppy into their room.

Sesshomaru growled internally. Her histrionics had tricked him again.