Marriage Counseling by Daniella
Good Intentions.
A/N: Well this is my first attempt at something funny. Also my first post here on Dokuga. Usually I write more angsty, drama filled but I'm in need of something humorous. So, I'm drawing on real life conversations I've had with my own husband!
I do not own Inuyasha or any of the characters associated.
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“You did what?!” the petite, raven haired woman yelled at the tall, imposing man standing across from her in the kitchen.
“This Sesshoumaru feels that we have things that need…improvement.” Sesshoumaru replied carefully.
“So you signed us up for marriage counseling? Without talking to me first?” Kagome said with a loud sigh.
“Indeed.”
“I see. So what you are saying is that you would like us to sit and talk with a stranger about everything that is wrong in our lives for an hour each week. You want us to pour our heart and souls to someone in hopes that we can fix everything that is wrong and you didn’t think that I would have an issue with this?”
“This Sesshoumaru is only doing what he feels is best for us.”
Kagome sighed. This was just like him. He was always doing things on his own without letting her know or even taking into consideration how she might feel on the subject. Still she wasn’t completely against the idea it would give her a chance to let the demon know everything that he did that managed to irritate her. Oh boy did she mean EVERYTHING.
“Fine. We’ll go. But don’t start threatening death and disembowelment to the counselor when we start taking about things you aren’t comfortable with.”
“This Sesshoumaru would do no such thing.”
Kagome snorted and fought back a laugh that was bubbling in her throat.
“Yeah, right that’s what you said to me when I told you I was going for a visit to the OBGYN for a mammogram. That poor doctor STILL refuses to take my calls for another appointment.” She said as she turned back to preparing dinner.
“Hn.” Perhaps this was not such a good idea after all.