The Bigger Sword by Nile

The Bigger Sword

Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha. Copyright goes to Rumiko Takahashi. I do not make money from this. I am merely a fan.

“Does he really have a bigger…. sword?” Sango asked in awe.

“Well, it is quite long and the girth is nice. It is something to be respected,” Ayame grinned.

“Yeah right, Ayame. Sesshoumaru’s is bigger and you know it. I remember you saying that you accidentally saw it,” Kagome chided.

Sesshoumaru had been passing in the hallway by the bathhouse and had heard their conversation. He hauled in his youki so the occupants within would not sense him so easily. What got him was that they were talking about swords. When he heard his mate say that his was bigger, he almost grinned outwardly. He could not find himself mad for his mate bragging about him being well endowed.

“Oh, Kagome. I’m just messing with ya. When I saw Kouga’s at our mating ceremony, I just had to touch it. He had it all cleaned up and out for display. I have this big passion for swords,” Ayame sighed.

Sesshoumaru almost choked. He definitely did not want to hear about the ookami’s endowment.

“It’s that one you had in your sheath, wasn’t it? I saw you the other day, but I was too busy to stop and talk. How is it?” Kagome asked.

Sesshoumaru’s silver eyebrows shot up into his forehead.

‘When did she see them? It better be by accident or I will tack ookami on my wall.’

“It was so smooth and hard. I just get so excited about it, even thinking about it,” Ayame replied ecstatically.

“I get that way about Sesshoumaru’s. At first, I never thought that, but since our mating, I’ve come to appreciate the finer qualities of his sword,” Kagome said, and then lifted her fingers up. “Well, girls, I am all pruny now, so I’m gonna head out.”

Sesshoumaru waited outside the bathhouse, clearly hurt that his mate may have seen the ookami couple mating. He did not want her to see another male naked. It was inappropriate and as lord, he would have to punish her. He growled lowly, feeling betrayed.

Kagome came out of the bathhouse a few minutes later with a yukata only to see her demon lord waiting for her with a deadly glare. She paused for a moment before she asked, “Koishii, why are you so angry?”

Sesshoumaru wasted no time and curtly answered, “So, you enjoyed viewing the filthy wolf’s sword? Was it better than mine?”

At first Kagome’s brows scrunched in confusion over her mate’s comment, before it dawned on her.

‘The conversation in the bathhouse!’

Her face flushed red before she stammered and then she calmed herself. She glowered and then finally huffed out, “We weren’t talking about that kind of sword, Sesshoumaru! If we did, you would probably be the biggest dick of them all."

She stalked down the hallway and Sesshoumaru stood there by himself, having the feeling for the first time that he made an ass out of himself.