Birthday Party by Kirai

Birthday Party

Here is my gift to myself on my birthday. Hope you all like it!

Ok I just realized how many mistakes i made so here is the editted version that I like a whole lot better!

DISCLAIMER: I own no characters and no songs contained herein. Sadly others own those rights.

~*~

“Come on!” whined Inuyasha like a lost puppy. He was annoyed with Sango and Kikyo for refusing to allow him to help out or be there for the birthday party that were planning for Kagome.

“No.” said Sango firmly. “We already have everything under control Inuyasha. We don’t need you.”

“Bullshit.”

“Inuyasha, I’m telling you we don’t need your help. Besides it’s not actually something you want to go to. There is going to be nothing but girls there to wish Kagome a happy birthday.” Sango tried for the last time to reason with the hanyou.

Kikyo came into the room with an armful of streamers and caught the last of what Sango was saying. “Do you really want to help us out?” she asked slyly.

Inuyasha nodded his head quickly. He wasn’t sure what they had planned but he definitely wanted in. The girls always seemed to have more fun than he did.

“Kikyo what are you talking about? We can’t use him!” protested Sango.

“Yes we can.” Kikyo dumped the streamers onto the chair before her and bent down to whisper into her ear.

“What are you talking about?” asked Inuyasha suddenly afraid of what he had gotten himself into as a wicked smile spread across Sango’s face.

“That’ll work. I’m gonna go and grab a contract.” Sango was up and out of the room before Inuyasha could ask what contract she was talking about.

“Kikyo, just what do you have planned?”

His girlfriend just smiled mysteriously at him. “Why don’t you just sign the contract and we can fill you in on how you can help us out?”

“Why do I need to sign a contract?”

“We just want to make sure that you will commit to helping us for sure and can’t wrangle out of it. Any guys at the party all had to sign one and will be working in some form.” She revealed, sliding down to sit in Inuyasha’s lap. “You do want to help us right?” she asked. She nipped at his lips lightly, teasing him with the promise of a kiss.

Inuyasha wrapped his arms around Kikyo and tried to steal a kiss. She rubbed herself up against him shamelessly, knowing full well how hard and horny she was making him.

“You will sign the contract right Inuyasha?” she asked him innocently, her chocolate brown eyes looking deeply into his.

Inuyasha didn’t answer as Kikyo lowered her mouth to his and kissed him. Her tongue slid into his mouth and teased him. When he tried to deepen the kiss she retreated and traced his lips with her tongue. He twined his fingers into her long hair and brought her closer to him until she was flush against him and straddling him on the chair.

“If I promise to sign will you stop teasing me?”

Kikyo paused for a moment to think about it before replying. “You’ll just have to sign before I even think about that.” she told him as she did her best to create a slow friction between their bodies. She knew he was hard for her, she could feel the evidence of it. How much he really wanted to get anything right now depended solely on if he signed the contract.

“I got the contract.” called Sango coming back into the room. “Can’t you two warn me when you are doing nasty things?”

Kikyo laughed but didn’t move from her position on Inuyasha’s lap. “Why don’t you bring that contract over and we’ll get him to sign it and you can witness it.”

“Maybe I should read this through first.” murmured Inuyasha softly reaching for the contract.

“Just sign it.” urged Kikyo. “It’s a simple contract stating that you will do the job assigned. And that you can’t renege.” She leaned forward and nibbled softly on his earlobe, effectively breaking his concentration. “Sign it.”

Before Inuyasha knew it Sango had slid a pen into his hand and he signed and initialled the contracted in all the right places. Sango witnessed it and whisked it away, removing herself at the same time from the immediate vicinity. Kikyo was nibbling on his ear, his neck, his mouth, everything she could keeping him from caring that he hadn’t actually read the damn thing. Besides he reasoned as she finally gifted him with a deep passionate kiss, she would never trick him.

~*~

“You signed the contract, Inuyasha there is no way to get out of it. We made sure of it.” said Sango triumphantly.

“That is not fair!” claimed Inuyasha. He was red faced with embarrassment. He knew he should have read that damn thing before he had signed it. So much for trust between partners.

“Stop whining.” said Kikyo. “It’s just for the party. Get over it.”

“I am not wearing this shit!” Inuyasha held up the tiny shiny, gold briefs that the girls had told him was his uniform for the night.

“Yes you are.” The girls returned as one.

“Should you refuse to any request than you give us the right empty out your bank account.” reminded Kikyo with a grin.

“That’s not fair!”

“The other option is to have you arrested. But we thought you would prefer this.” grinned Sango.

“Inuyasha just put them on and get out there with Miroku. There is nothing to be worried about. Straighten that tie and put those cuffs back on.”

The girls turned as one and left Inuyasha standing rooted in spot, speechless. He still couldn’t believe it. For the entire night he had to wear something that he could barely fit in and pretty much nothing else. Just like Miroku. But that letch was enjoying the entire thing all too much, he was probably planning on hitting on the women who were coming for the party tonight.

Resigned to the inevitable, Inuyasha left to put on the dreaded shiny golden briefs. He just hoped that Kikyo didn’t insist on pictures.

As he left Inuyasha pulled out his copy of the contract and decided to read through exactly what he had given away in rights when he had had the bad judgement to sign the contract without reading it.

~*~

“Guys what are you doing?” asked Kagome. She was blindfolded and reaching out blindly in front of her. She really did hate the feeling of walking without being able to see where she was going.

“Nothing.” said Kikyo.

“Just trust us.” Sango was on her right, leading her gently.

“I think I should be scared.” Kagome knew that something was up.

It was her birthday and she was blindfolded and being escorted somewhere. She really should have told them that she didn’t want a party. Too bad it would have fallen on deaf ears. She was positive that they had planned one for her, I mean what else could they be doing blindfolding her? Selling her to the highest bidder? No, they wouldn’t do that!

“Come on we’re almost there.”

“Step up.” Sango told her gently so she wouldn’t stub her toe on the steps. “Again.” At the top of the stairs Sango let go of Kagome’s arm and moved in front of her. “Ready?”

“No.”

Her best friends both laughed at the terror that came from that one simple word. Kikyo moved to the back of Kagome and gave her a gentle nudge forward. Once she had positioned her friend where she wanted her. She counted out loud to three and removed the blindfold.

“SURPRIZE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!” came the deafening roar of all her girlfriends.

Kagome was stunned into silence. She was in the middle of a banquet hall, filled with silver streamers, stars and dim lights. Hell there was even a disco ball over the dance floor. A huge banner hung from the ceiling declaring in bright multicoloured letters wishes for a happy birthday.

Though she had known it was coming, Kagome was still struck speechless.

A moment after the shock wore off, she was bombarded by her friends coming forward to mingle.

“Kagome!” cried Ayame, her curly red hair half-up and half-down against her pale skin. The wolf demon enveloped her friend in a hug and grinned at her. “Happy Birthday!”

“Hey Ayame.”

“I can’t believe that you are another year older already. It seems like just yesterday it was your last birthday and now here is another one. Time sure does fly.” She winked at her recent friend. “By the way, have you seen the wait staff? I wish I had had something like this for my last birthday.”

Kagome followed Ayame’s gaze over to the bar where several musclely and good looking guys were standing with trays of food in nothing but shiny pink briefs that looked like they were to small for guys wearing them to be properly contained.

They didn’t! Kagome couldn’t believe just how far Sango and Kikyo had gone to plan this party. They hired what looked like male strippers just to serve the food. Oh dear God. She needed a drink.

“Need a drink?” asked Kirara, a slick neko demon, as she slinked up to Kagome with a fruity drink extended.

“Thank you!”

“Oh, those are just the wait staff, wait til you see what Sango and Kikyo have planned for the entertainment.” Ayame told her, wiggling her eyebrows suggestively.

“Don’t freak her out like that!” said Kirara with a roll of her eyes.

“Fine.” pouted Ayame and looked over her shoulder again, only to bend over laughing hysterically. “Oh my God! The entertainment is here!”

“Entertainment?” echoed Kagome and Kirara.

“There is no way it can be anything else!” declared Ayame pointing to two guys standing with red boas and shiny golden briefs on the other side of the dance floor.

Kagome’s jaw dropped as she recognized Inuyasha and Miroku. Inuyasha looked like he wanted to be anywhere else than where he was at that moment, while Miroku looked like he was having the time of his life.

They moved out onto the dance floor and took positions amid the girls standing there waiting. Kagome watched with a jaw drop as the song Super Freak blared on the sound system. The two guys looked at each other before they started to dance.

Kagome couldn’t stop it as her face went red. They had little to no rhythm as they danced and shook their asses. They used the boas to capture close females and bring them close to freak from behind. All Kagome saw was two of her best friend in skin-tight, shiny golden briefs dancing like goofs.

Miroku seemed to be getting into the whole thing a little too much and groped a couple of the females while they danced if her eyes weren’t deceiving her. Inuyasha meanwhile looked slightly angry as he danced but kept at it.

“Oh my God! This is just too funny!” cried Ayame, almost breathless from laughing. Most of the other girls were cracking up too as they watched Miroku and Inuyasha give their little dance. The red boas were draped around the shoulders of the guys and brought out to tickle the girls they were dancing with.

Oh dear God! Kagome tried to shrink away as her friends moved away from the girls they had pulled into their dance and come towards her. They were shaking their asses the entire way across the dance floor, using the boas like pros.

As they approached Kagome, Ayame thrust her out close to them. Miroku used his boa to wrap it around Kagome and pull her closer to his nearly nude body. He freaked her for a bit before Inuyasha’s boa dragged her away to freak with him for a moment. Before she knew it she was surrounded by her friends in both the front and the back in a Kagome Sandwich as they freaked her together in front of the entire party.

The song ended after what seemed an eternity, and Sango’s voice came over the sound system. “Well done! Well done guys! How do you like your party so far Kagome?” she asked with a small laugh. “Thank you gentlemen for the warm up act. You can now leave the dance floor. Now we are on to Act Two.”

Kikyo’s voice drifted out over the sound system as she asked one of the waiters to bring a chair for Kagome and place it in the middle of the dance floor.

Curious, Kagome took the seat that put her in the center of attention and crossed one leg over the other demurely. Her face was still flaming red from her dance with Miroku and Inuyasha.

“Now ladies, please make a path for our next performer.” said Kikyo smoothly.

As her friends all split down the middle. Kagome saw a very familiar long haired man standing at the end of the path now cleared directly to her. He was wearing a sheer top and tight, shiny white briefs like the rest of the guys at her party were.

“No!” she cried, her eyes looking back and forth for Sango or Kikyo.

Music suddenly cued up and the song Too Sexy blared out. The male turned around in a tight circle and began to stalk closer and closer to her. It was Koga! Kagome could hear Ayame’s bark of laughter as she watched her boyfriend coming closer and closer. She had to have known that this was going to happen.

I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts!

Koga peeled away the thin, see-through top he was wearing to bare his muscled chest to Kagome and the crowd of girls. It shone slightly from what she knew had to be body oil. He undulated slightly for the crowd and slowly let his gaze travel left to right over the girls standing close by, he held a mask of sensuality on his face in place of his normal arrogance.

Kagome and the rest of the girls all cried out as he went down on all fours and crawled part of the way to Kagome. He growled playfully at Kagome and rose to his feet.

I’m too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party. The way I’m disco dancing!

Koga did a quick disco move before he stripped off the white briefs and revealed an even smaller g-string, that left absolutely nothing to the imagination. He lowered himself onto Kagome’s lap and gave her a lap dance, rubbing himself against her suggestively and dragging her hands over his chest and down to the top of his g-string. She could smell his coconut body oil as he performed. He backed away to smack his own ass and whip his long black hair around, giving off looks to Kagome and everyone other girl there that he was a hot stud.

Kagome was laughing so hard she was sure there was a stitch in her side. Oh dear Lord, what had gotten into Sango and Kikyo’s head when they planned this party was beyond her. But she had to admit it was fun.

As the music wound down Koga placed a quick, chaste kiss on Kagome’s mouth and sauntered away. As he reached the edge of the dance floor, he looked back over his shoulder and blew Kagome a kiss, winking at her and leaving the dance floor entirely.

The moment he was gone, Kagome was flooded with friends. Ayame hung herself over the back of her chair and was laughing like a hyena.

“I never thought he would do it!” she cried out hysterically. “I got it on camera too! He is never going to live this down!”

The two laughed together and joined the other girls in speculating where Koga learned all his dance moves.

“I taught him everything he knows!” swore Ayame dramatically.

“Yeah, you’re probably going to demand a repeat performance in private aren’t ya?” asked one of the girls close by.

“Damn straight!”

Kagome finally managed to stop herself from laughing long enough to ask. “How did you manage to get him to do that?”

Ayame’s eyes twinkled with mischief. “Ask Sango and Kikyo. They managed it all on their own. All I know it that he just couldn’t say ‘no’.”

The birthday girl rolled her eyes and grinned.

“Whew!! Wasn’t that hot girls?” asked Kikyo over the sound system. “Ayame I think you need to go and hose your boyfriend off. That was just… Whew!!”

“I think that after that we should take a quick break from the excitement and have some dinner.” said Sango. “Girls if you would please, escort the birthday girl to her seat of honour!”

Kagome knew, knew, that this was far from over. They had to have something else planned. Ayame and Kirara took her hands and pulled her to the empty chair in front of a long table. The table was covered with a lumpy white table cloth as though there was something underneath it. Or someone. There were two other tables close by with the same cloths and lumps.

“Now that our guest of honour has taken her seat. Let’s reveal our food!” said Kikyo appearing at one end of the long table.

“I think that is a good idea!” agreed Sango appearing at the other end.

They looked at each other and grinned as they gripped the ends of the white table cloths and dragged them off to reveal the food.

OH GOD! Kagome could feel her face flame bright red as she looked at the table before her and saw her friends’ idea of dinner. Three males were lying down on their backs, almost completely naked with sushi on their bodies to be eaten off.

“Enjoy!” chimed in Kikyo and Sango at the same time.

Before her waiting with a small smile on his face, wearing shiny green briefs and sushi food was Hojo! He looked Kagome shyly in the eyes before looking away with a red face. On either side of him in the same shiny green briefs and sushi were Bankotsu and Renkotsu.

“Before we begin, ladies, there is one rule at out table here.” Sango was saying.

“All food must be eaten off these delectable men, with mouths only!” finished Kikyo.

“Come on Birthday Girl!” said the two in unison. They had to have rehearsed this, they were saying the exact things too often.

Kagome gulped as she looked at the food waiting for her on Hojo’s body. Where could she eat something that wasn’t going to be too awkward for her? Playing safe she bent over his hand and picked up a seaweed roll with her mouth.

As though her eating signalled all the other girls to dig in, they dove on the three guys and began to eat as much food off the exposed flesh of the guys as they could. Kagome managed to swallow one more roll she had picked off Hojo’s left pectoral, before all ability to eat without laughing was lost.

It seemed like no time had passed before the three guys were stripped completely of everything but their briefs. Kagome wasn’t sure but she thought she saw Kirara give Bankotsu a kiss or at least lick at his lips.

Once clean of food, a couple of the beefcake, shiny pink briefed waiters came and wheeled Hojo, Bankotsu and Renkotsu out of the room. The beefcakes were groped by the horny girls as they passed and flexed their muscles just to excite them even more.

“Wasn’t that refreshing girls?” asked Sango.

The girls all screamed their approval.

“I thought it was great Sango dear.” purred Kikyo. “I just might have to do this for my next birthday!”

“As yummy as all this has been, I think it is time for cake!”

“Ooh! Yes! Cake!” agreed Kikyo excitedly. “Is everyone ready for some cake?”

Once more the girls all shouted in approval. Kagome right along with them! It wasn’t long before a chant started. “CAKE! CAKE! CAKE!”

“I think we should bring out the CAKE!”

The spotlight swivelled over to the door for the kitchen. The doors opened to reveal the red boas of Inuyasha and Miroku as they made their second appearance leading the gigantic chocolate cake with bright multicoloured icing out of the kitchen. Koga with his see-through top and white g-string pushed it from behind.

The cake was enormous. Kagome was sure that it was big enough for someone to jump out of. Jump out of? No! They wouldn’t! They just couldn’t, besides who would they get to do that?

“Ready girls?” Her best friends asked over the sound system.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

“Time to blow out the candles.” came Kikyo’s voice. “Make a wish!”

Kagome stepped up to the cake, afraid. They wouldn’t have done this too, would they? Kagome made a quick wish that nothing would pop out of the cake and blew out the candles on the massive cake. She almost had to cover her ears from the screams of her friends as they cheered her on.

She stepped back and screamed as the cake popped open to reveal Sesshomaru! He was standing in the middle of the cake, wrapped up like a present with a big silver bow on the front of him. He was wearing shiny black briefs and had duct tape over his mouth. And if, Kagome wasn’t completely crazy, furry leopard handcuffs holding his hands behind him.

“Oh…my…God!” she cried out in surprise and joy! She’d had the biggest crush on Sesshomaru since forever. This was great! She got to unwrap him! It was the best present she could think of, definitely something she had never thought to get.

Inuyasha and Miroku helped the tied up Sesshomaru to get out of the massive cake and led him with Koga taking up the rear over to Kagome.

“Happy Birthday!” came the cry from Sango and Kikyo.

As Kagome looked in awe at the extremely hot and sexy male specimen before her she wanted to get down on her knees and thank her friends for giving her something she had never thought to get in her life. Cameras flashed as all the girls hurried to get a picture of the hottest thing since the sun wrapped up as a present for Kagome’s birthday.

“One more thing.” said Sango as she and Kikyo came into view with large grins on their faces. “He’s your brand new slave for the entire day tomorrow.”

“You can do whatever you want with him!” added Kikyo suggestively.

“I just have to say girls, this is the best birthday gift ever!” Kagome hurried over to Sesshomaru and ripped the tape off to plant a kiss right on his mouth. She wrapped her legs around his waist and together they tumbled onto the ground. She put her body into the closest contact with his hot sexy body as she could. She arms going around his neck and holding him to her as she took pleasure from his mouth. With his hands tied behind his back he could touch her as she wanted him to but that was just a minor detail, there would be plenty of time for that later.

She was surprised as he kissed her back. Though he couldn’t use his hands, his tongue did wonders, making her hotter and hotter with ever swish and flick. He even nipped at her lips as she came up for air. His golden eyes, which were so often coloured with disdain, were alive with desire for her.

This just might be the best birthday she had ever had. Now all Kagome had to do was get home with her birthday present… Then, oh yes, then everything would be absolutely perfect!

~*~

“Hey Sango?” Kagome was on the couch curled up in Sesshomaru’s arms.

“What is it Kagome?”

“How did you get all those guys to ‘perform’ for my party?”

Sesshomaru tensed up against her, he leaned down and bit on her ear.

Sango shared a quick look with Kikyo, who was sprawled on the floor dangling her high heels from a finger, and laughed. “Well…”

~*~

FIN!!