Prompt Avalanche, the GM Edition #4 by Ikaru

Just Not His Night!

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or Viagra, and I make no money from this, but it was very fun to write :D

Prompts: marbles, itouch, Queef, Erectile Dysfunction, knife, butter, Horse, Elmo

Word Count: 128

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Sesshoumaru was suffering from ED, it was horrible because he was gifted with a horse sized dick but it was practically useless. His mate, the loving creature that she was, never judged him for it, as she was prone to continual queefs when they did make love, but she did provide him with plenty of Viagra so their sex life was a dream on most nights.

This night, however, things were going horribly wrong, he had tripped on their sons Elmo doll, fallen on his ass because of his daughters marbles being left out in the dark hallway, dropped his itouch in the toilet, and had a knife get stuck in his boot when he dropped it trying to butter some toast.

It just was not his night.