Conversations with Sesshoumaru by Tal

Secrets and Special Occasions

Disclaimer: I own only my little twisted mind.

Secrets and Special Occasions

Or: In which Sesshy goes to shopping

“Miko, what is this… place?”

“This is called a mall!  It’s basically a place for lots of…er, merchants to come together and sell stuff, so that people do not wander all over the countryside looking for various items.  Instead, they come here, and can get everything in one place.”

“Hn.  And what is this… store doing selling such indecent clothing?”

“Eeps!  Oh, um, er… that’s Victoria’s Secret.”

“Not much the onna was keeping secret, then…”

“No, um…  it’s called lingerie.  They are items to be worn for, er, special occasions, in the privacy of your own home.”

“Hm.”

“Sesshoumaru, what are you going in there for?!”

“This Sesshoumaru is in your era.  It is a special occasion.  Should you not wear some of these items?”

“Eeps!”

A/N: This particular bit came about, as usual, in chat.  I blame them and Rowdy for awaking my drabble-muse.