Skyeshots - The FIREMENS! Saga by Miss Kagura

Hot Fireman Sesshoumaru

Author's Note: I wrote this to congratulate Priestess Skye. Wiccan beta'ed it for me because she's awesome! 

Sesshoumaru checked his shoulder-length hair in the mirror, tucking a bit behind one pointed ear.  "How do I look?" he asked.

Inuyasha looked up from the bunk he was lounging on and answered, "Like a total douche."

A slight growl escaped from Sesshoumaru's lips, and he whistled for the fire station's dog.  The dog was his only real means of starting up a conversation with the breathtakingly beautiful girl that passed the station each afternoon.  At first, she was just a thought to occupy him while he masturbated but, because she passed every day, the young dog demon found that he enjoyed waiting for her.

"Come, Kikyou," Sesshoumaru said, leading the dog out into the garage where the fire engines were parked.

Sesshoumaru waited until he could smell her scent, and then he let Kikyou go.

The Dalmatian ran out of the garage and straight to the closest person around.  Of course, Sesshoumaru was hot on her heels, although he could have caught her in a second.  He let Kikyou rush Kagome but, instead of being her normally sweet self, Kikyou bared her teeth and growled at Kagome, snapping dangerously.

Sesshoumaru panicked as he watched his one chance slip through his fingers.  "No Kikyou!  Sit girl!"

Kagome stood still, until Sesshoumaru grabbed Kikyou by the collar.  "She doesn't seem very happy to see me."

Kagome's eyes rose to meet Sesshoumaru's, and she nearly swooned at the sexy fireman's eyes.  It was obvious he was a demon, he was hot, and he was amazing in uniform.  Usually, she would take her time when she passed, hoping to get a glimpse of Sesshoumaru working the fire truck over with the soapy sponge.  Her imagination usually ran rampant then, and Kagome found herself blushing at some of the things she had imagined.

Sesshoumaru growled low at the dog.  "I apologize.  She is usually extremely nice.  She's useless as a fire dog though."

Kagome tried to reach down to pet Kikyou, but the dog snapped at her again.

"She can be a very vicious bitch at times.  We would get a new dog, but my brother is too attached to this one," Sesshoumaru explained.

Sesshoumaru bowed and said, "My name is Sesshoumaru."

"Ah, I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself.  My name is Kagome!" she answered, blushing under his stare.

Sesshoumaru fished a cardboard invitation out of his pocket and held it out to her.  "There is a charity event at the park on Saturday.  You should come.  If you come, we'll have a kissing booth."

Kagome's cheeks suddenly turned bright red, but she smiled,  "Did you just...?  You did just hit on me!"

"Does that mean I'll see you on Saturday?" he asked.

The miko smiled back at him and waved, offering little more than, "We'll see!"

XXX

Saturday came, and Sesshoumaru found the fundraiser kept him more than busy.  He and his brother were given the task of teaching fire safety to the kids there so, while he was unable to watch for Kagome, she was looking at him from behind a tree.  A hot fireman in uniform, rolling around with a bunch of small children, was one of the most adorable things she had ever seen.

When the impromptu class was finally over, Sesshoumaru stood up and brushed the grass off his clothing.  Just as he reached up to start removing the grass from his hair, he felt fingernails lightly combing through it.

"Let me get that for you," Kagome said as she combed through his silky hair with her fingertips.  He practically purred as she did, which made her smile.  "You're good with kids, Sesshoumaru."

Sesshoumaru did his best, most perverse, eyebrow wiggle and asked, "Want one?"

Kagome giggled and took his hand in hers.  "How about we talk about it after you buy me some cotton candy?"

"Aren't you demanding?" he asked.

Kagome tugged him in the direction of the cotton candy machine she had passed.  "What can I say?  I expect a man to buy me something sweet before he asks if he can impregnate me."

He bought her a huge wand of fluffy pink cotton candy, then they walked around to the various activities that were set up.  It was a fundraiser to build a local community center for kids, so there was no shortage of face painters, silly games, and children.

Sesshoumaru saw one of the face painters cover their work area and head off to where barbeque was cooking.  Obviously, that meant he was supposed to lead her over there.  They sat on opposite sides of the booth, and Kagome's eyes widened as she realized what he intended to do.

"You can't be serious!" she protested.

Sesshoumaru took the lid off the face paints and passed one brush across to her.  "Scared?"

"I get to go first then!" Kagome said.

Sesshoumaru thought for a moment and answered, "We'll do it at the same time."

Kagome reluctantly agreed and tapped the brush on the edge of the container.  "What colors look good on you?"

"I make all colors sexy," he answered.

Sesshoumaru immediately regretted this because, at that point, the brush dipped into the magenta paint.  "You wouldn't."

"Hey, it was your idea," she said, dragging the brush along one eyelid.  She repeated with the other eyelid, and then sat back to appreciate how sexy he was.  "Well... you do wear magenta well."  Just when his ego had recovered, she added, "In fact, you wear it really well.  Are you sure you're into girls?"

With a grunt of disapproval, Sesshoumaru's brush flicked against her face, giving her what she could only assume were cat whiskers.  "I'm only in it for the pussy," he explained.

Carefully, Kagome added a magenta stripe down each cheek as Sesshoumaru painted a dark triangle on her nose.  She made a really cute cat; that much he was sure of.  He had no idea what she was doing, especially after she ditched the magenta for a bluish-purple color that was used on his forehead.

They went on to the games after they were satisfied with their art and, as they moved among the growing crowd, people laughed at the couple.  Kagome seemed delighted by that, but Sesshoumaru observed though narrow eyes.

"What do you do for a living?" he asked.

Kagome hooked her arm into his.  "I am a middle-school literature teacher."

Sesshoumaru glanced down and said, "I think you're a liar.  You are far too hot to be a teacher."

"I think some of my students are more mature than you are," she answered.

Sesshoumaru shrugged.  "Yes, but it's actually legal for you to fuck me."  He checked to see how angry she was, and smiled a little.  "That expression is so unnecessary.  We both know what will happen.  I'll walk you home, we'll fuck, and I'll make you eggs in the morning."

"Presumptuous," was all she said in reply as they arrived at the table.

Inuyasha saw Sesshoumaru smirk and decided that agreeing to do the dunking booth was a bad choice.  Sesshoumaru was the sadistic kind of person that would build many memories on publicly humiliating him.  "Awww, c'mon, don't be an ass-jerk!" the hanyou said, correcting his bad language in front of the kids under the pressure of Sesshoumaru's icy stare.

"I'm doing it for the children," Sesshoumaru said as he paid the attendant and threw the first sandbag, dunking Inuyasha.  The hanyou went down immediately, and surfaced screeching garbled sounds that almost resembled vulgar words.

Kagome watched as Sesshoumaru downed his brother time and again, and finally suggested, "Oh, Inuyasha looks tired.  You could take his place.  All for charity, right?" she asked.

Inuyasha burst out laughing.  "Yeah, that's right, Sesshoumaru.  All for the children!  Think of the children!"

Sesshoumaru's eyes cut over to Kagome, but he had his own ideas for getting even with her.  He stood right in front of her, and stripped off his sexy fireman's uniform all the way down to a pair of large boxers he normally slept in.

Kagome watched him do this with only a little drool tricking out of her mouth.  He smirked, knowing well what he was doing to her.  Sesshoumaru took Inuyasha's place in the dunking booth and watched as Kagome got into the line, paid the attendant, and smiled at him.

Sesshoumaru taunted her, saying, "Go ahead, Miko.  Dunk me."

"I hate to tell you this, Sesshoumaru, but I went to college on a softball scholarship," Kagome laughed.

Kagome spent a great deal of cash teaching Sesshoumaru his much-needed lesson.  Inuyasha never did return, so Sesshoumaru was forced to stay until the booth closed, which angered him greatly.  When he was finally free, the sun was setting, and the miko had wandered off with a band of children painted up as reptiles.

Sesshoumaru put on his normal clothes, sans soaked boxers, and found Kagome sitting on a bench in the park, waiting for him.

Kagome turned her head and was unprepared for the combined sexiness of his wet hair and fireman uniform.  She knew at that moment he could have anything he wanted, as long as he kept looking at her with that smug, sexy glance, eyes glowing even brighter than normal in the setting sun.

The miko leaned into him and confided, "I like my eggs scrambled."