Phobic by Mimiru

Taiyoukai Dilemna!

Yet another crackfic...uuugh I'm gonna be a crackfic writing addict now but it wont leave me lol. I don't own Inuyasha and for once this wasn't inspired by chat! I just LOVED writing this XD none of you have any idea how fun it was to do this lol..sooo...

ENJOY MY MADNESS!

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"Miko...get it away from this Sesshoumaru's person...now" came a warning canine like growl from the obviously distressed Inu lord who was clinging to the candle lit chandelier for dear life.

"Sesshoumaru get down from there, you'll break it!" the amused miko would say mocking anger as she pointed to the floor "its just a little thing, come down now"

"No...it's the spawn of evil!" the youkai would accuse pointing to the tiny black thing that his mate held in her hand, he'd emit what sounded like a hiss. Almost like a cat that was hissing and pawing at a dog that held it hostage in a tree. Except Sesshoumaru was a dog hanging from the expensive chandelier in his shiro.

"no, it's not the child of Naraku, now come here" she'd roll her eyes "It won't bite you, it's more scared of you then you are of it"

"This Sesshoumaru cares not...rid his shiro of that...that thing's vile presence right now" it was then that he bore witness to the melodic laughter of his beloved. Really, normally he'd relish in the sound of his tinkling against his delicate ears. But when said laughter was directed at him, he couldn't help but snarl soundlessly at her.

"oh fine mister grumpy fuzz butt, I'll take care of the 'menace to the shiro' for you" she rolls her eyes and would continue to laugh all the way down the hall. When she reached the gardens releasing what she had in her hand. A little eight legged creature would scurry from her palm and into the bushes, its long legs made it very fast and it'd disappear within seconds.

Kagome chuckles a lot more, peering over her shoulder she saw her amber-eyed mate peeking suspiciously at her from behind a tree "is...is it gone?"

"Yes...all might fearsome lord of the west" the woman mocks "the big bad Daddy Long Leg is gone" doubling over in laughter again she felt the tears spill from her eyes as she laughed "Ahaha! Who knew that after the final battle the big bad lord of the west wound up afraid of spiders!"

"This Sesshoumaru does not fear spiders" he'd growl. face tinting red from both embarrassment and anger "So cease this laughter at once!"

Sobering up immediately, Kagome would point "Sesshy dear" she'd coo "there's a spider behind you...quick! Its going to get your Mokomoko!" she'd say her tone fill of panic

"NOOO MY MOKOMOKO!" he'd leap into a tree clinging to his branches, eyes wide with fear. That is until he realized that there was no spider and that his mate was once more laughing at him "miikoo.." he'd growl at her in warning.

But Kagome was to far gone in her laughter to notice that she was in a world of trouble.

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Yeah I Feel for you Sesshy, I'm afraid of them too -shiver- anyyyways hope you guys liked it XD it was fun to write!