The New Attack by Trinity

What a Encounter

Okay. I got brain fail from my new main story, Fetish Unleashed, so I thought of this idea in chat while trying to work my brain up to writing the new chapter. All because we were talking about attack names, and if they talked, all because of Monti’s question. Well mainly me and Smittee.   Anyway, this is purely a crack fic, no seriousness to it. I rated this m just incase, it has lewd language and hinting at sexual acts prior to the event.

Along with that stuff, I do not own Inuyasha, the attacks, or characters. Now onto the drabble.

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It seemed to be like any other meeting of the two half brothers, but something seemed off, well someone. This someone was Sesshoumaru; he seemed to have regressed to a child’s mindset.   This caused our dear heroine to become worried, Sesshoumaru was never, ever, like this, he was calm cool and collected…was he picking flowers and skipping merrily? The miko shook her head and rubbed her eyes to be sure of what she was seeing was actually a dream, but after pinching herself she decided it was in fact real.

The infamous demon lord was in fact skipping around with flowers in his hair, and singing. This scared the group even more then when he would smirk or smile. After a few minutes of this, the girl Rin stepped forward and bowed deeply to the befuddled group. “Rin’s sorry her Lord is acting this way, but ever sense he ate the plant I found earlier he has been like this.” This caused our beloved half demon to take out his prized possession tesseiga and begin waving it around like a fool in the direction of Sesshoumaru.

Of course the demon lord ignored the sword being aimed at him and began singing about his love for the miko Kagome, of course the girl was standing right there. Her face turned a deep, dark red, which could not be healthy for any human being. Inching away from the group the miko tried to avoid being noticed but of course that would not be the case. The child like Sesshoumaru scampered over to her on all four appendages and pounced on her. “Oh my beloved Kagome, why haven’t you come to see me in over a month? Sex has been lonely without you.”

A sound of choking was heard from the direction she suspiciously thought was the monk. This was confirmed by a loud thunk which was followed by another. Staring up at the wildly dancing gold eyes of the western lord she attempted to calm her blush and figure out a way from this situation unscathed or noticed. Something or someone had something against her because her dear friend Inuyasha stormed over and grabbed the lord from above her and threw him a few feet away.

“You bastard, you fucked my Kagome!?” A snort came from the still grounded girl as she glared up at her long time friend and prior love. “Inuyasha…SIT!” As soon as the words left her mouth, she regretted it, he fell face first against the starting crease between her legs. A yelp escaped her as the blush that had slowly lessened now came back with a vengeance. “Inuuuu that area is mine and only my face can be there and have the sweet treat she gives me every week” This comment came from the still childish lord a few feet to her right. As soon as the half demon could pry himself from Kagome’s sweet treasure he was attacking Sesshoumaru.

Of course what he didn’t expect was a flying green toad coming at his head and a fleeing, maniacally laughing Sesshoumaru about a good hundred feet away. Right before the toad collided with the dumbstruck Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru yelled out his newest attack. “Flying Jaken grovel annoy attack!” Once this was said and done, the demon lord fled from sight, leaving a dizzy eyed Jaken and Rin who was just shaking her head. “Hopefully he’ll be better in the morning…bye lady Kagome, hope to see you later this week, maybe then he will stay away from that plant…” Running over to the fallen Jaken and Inuyasha, she scooped up the green toad and scurried after her Lord.