Once upon a Western wind by katlady

Pants Must die

Pants must die

For lunaticneko Challenge

 ‘Thinking’

“Talking”

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                She watched the two brother’s spar slightly annoyed by the whole process. Sure they fought all the time and Inu Yasha’s   fire rat Hakama   had so much damage done to them time to time she started to do patch jobs on it. The cloth of the fire rat was starting to look much like a bad quilting job.

Wincing when she heard a tear from wear she sat and sure enough looking off in to Inu Yasha’s direction you could see bits of flesh and blood. With a slight sigh she turned  to her  back were a green toad and small girl sat watching with interest but then a sweet innocent question was asked  then answered by the wrong person

“Jaken-sama… why dose Inu Yasha’s Sama  Pants always rip?”

“Rin You foolish girl it because the sewing job was done very poorly.”

                Cracking her knuckles she swung hard and the toad went  flying  Rin looked up sweetly to Kagome and  laughed

“Kagome-sama you made Jaken-sama fly…run must ask Sesshoumaru why his pants don’t Rip like Inuyasha-sama.”

                Shock covered her faces as the young bounced up from her seat and ran in to the clearing were the Hanyou and Youkai stopped fighting upon hearing and seeing her. Inuyasha limped over to Kagome were she held out a par of sweat pants to him.

“Thanks For the patch Job’s Kagome...but you know the Cloth of the fire rat will eventually mend it self.”

“Sit!”

She  said annoyed  and looked down in to the crater shape  hole

“Inuyasha…you know and I know the only reason why I do my patch jobs is Because Sesshoumarus  Poison has slowed the mending process now GIVE .ME.YOUR.PANTS.”

“This Sesshoumaru would think that even a half-breed would be willing to take of his pants for a woman.”

                Red that’s all she  felt  and saw  and she knew she was turning that very same color as  well it was time for Sesshoumaru to feel  the same embarrassment of  his half sibling…his pants would die how  and  when  were the only question it  was  later that night when every one was getting ready for  bed that Kagome noticed  Sesshoumaru was missing and wanted to take a bath. She felt his immense power close by but ignored it. She grabed  her trusty Yellow back  and  turned to the group

“Sango did you want o come for a quick bath?”

“No Thanks  Kagome go ahead  and enjoy your self.”

                On her way to the spring she pondered how she  would  Kill mister perfections  pants of pure white There were so many options .The Next question would be how to get  him out of those  pants  for  she  never saw him out of them  as she approached the  spring  like a magic  there they sat on a rock all shine and  white along with his Haori  she  grinned and called  out

“Sesshoumaru- sama?”

                But  no answer it  was like the Kami’s  smiled down on her and  granted her  wish she  dropped  her  and searched for  what  she wanted laughing evilly she started her  task.

“Today pants you die.”

Working faster then she  knew how  she twisted, pulled, dunked, soaked, tore, bedazzled, and sewed her way on the  pants and Haori , when done she was quite pleased with  her work his pants and Haori of Pristine white were no longer that they were  now  hippy tie-dyed with patched that  had sparkling flowers on it. He would never wear them again.. They had died in her book. Putting them back exactly the way she found them she turned and left the spring knowing Sesshoumaru would not be coming  back till tomorrow evening  with another set of clothing, hoping and praying they were a different color besides white. Sighing   happily she crawled into her sleeping  bag and with giggles fell asleep

                It was  early  in the  morrning when  they each heard a death defining  roar and each member  shot out of there bed of the forest  floor. Inuyasha Quickly jumped down from the branch and drew  his  sword and took a quick sniff to find out  who or what  could have made that sound

“Keh…jerk. That what he gets for leaving his stuff around.”

He said as he sheathed his sword half a sleep   all but kagome looked at him questionably then looked at her as she started to laugh uncontrollably.  A slight movement came from the bushes along with a stern voice

“You Will Fix this Miko.”

Laughing  her words “awe come on I bet you look  pretty.”

A growl could be heard

“MIKO!”

She snorted “Youkai”

And with that  he  stepped out  from the bushes  revealing her  handy work  and  dead silences and then she  laughed  harder he actually wore them

“WHAT THE HELL...K...KAGOME YOU DID THAT!?”

A evil grin crossed his face just then

“you know  Miko if you wanted this Sesshoumaru out of his pants so bad you need only  but ask.”

And with that statement she stopped and turned red again and the monk followed suit

“Yes...Lady Kagome I too am willing to get out of my pants if you ask.”

“HENTAI!”

Sango screamed and knocked him  down

“Come Inuyasha...it is time for this Sesshoumaru and you to get new pants.” And with that the Hanyou and Inu lord left wearing Kagome’s Designs

~Fin~

 

INUYASHA © Rumiko Takahashi/Shogakukan • Yomiuri TV • Sunrise 2000
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