Once upon a Western wind by katlady
Pants Must die
Pants must die
For lunaticneko Challenge
‘Thinking’
“Talking”
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She watched the two brother’s spar slightly annoyed by the whole process. Sure they fought all the time and Inu Yasha’s fire rat Hakama had so much damage done to them time to time she started to do patch jobs on it. The cloth of the fire rat was starting to look much like a bad quilting job.
Wincing when she heard a tear from wear she sat and sure enough looking off in to Inu Yasha’s direction you could see bits of flesh and blood. With a slight sigh she turned to her back were a green toad and small girl sat watching with interest but then a sweet innocent question was asked then answered by the wrong person
“Jaken-sama… why dose Inu Yasha’s Sama Pants always rip?”
“Rin You foolish girl it because the sewing job was done very poorly.”
Cracking her knuckles she swung hard and the toad went flying Rin looked up sweetly to Kagome and laughed
“Kagome-sama you made Jaken-sama fly…run must ask Sesshoumaru why his pants don’t Rip like Inuyasha-sama.”
Shock covered her faces as the young bounced up from her seat and ran in to the clearing were the Hanyou and Youkai stopped fighting upon hearing and seeing her. Inuyasha limped over to Kagome were she held out a par of sweat pants to him.
“Thanks For the patch Job’s Kagome...but you know the Cloth of the fire rat will eventually mend it self.”
“Sit!”
She said annoyed and looked down in to the crater shape hole
“Inuyasha…you know and I know the only reason why I do my patch jobs is Because Sesshoumarus Poison has slowed the mending process now GIVE .ME.YOUR.PANTS.”
“This Sesshoumaru would think that even a half-breed would be willing to take of his pants for a woman.”
Red that’s all she felt and saw and she knew she was turning that very same color as well it was time for Sesshoumaru to feel the same embarrassment of his half sibling…his pants would die how and when were the only question it was later that night when every one was getting ready for bed that Kagome noticed Sesshoumaru was missing and wanted to take a bath. She felt his immense power close by but ignored it. She grabed her trusty Yellow back and turned to the group
“Sango did you want o come for a quick bath?”
“No Thanks Kagome go ahead and enjoy your self.”
On her way to the spring she pondered how she would Kill mister perfections pants of pure white There were so many options .The Next question would be how to get him out of those pants for she never saw him out of them as she approached the spring like a magic there they sat on a rock all shine and white along with his Haori she grinned and called out
“Sesshoumaru- sama?”
But no answer it was like the Kami’s smiled down on her and granted her wish she dropped her and searched for what she wanted laughing evilly she started her task.
“Today pants you die.”
Working faster then she knew how she twisted, pulled, dunked, soaked, tore, bedazzled, and sewed her way on the pants and Haori , when done she was quite pleased with her work his pants and Haori of Pristine white were no longer that they were now hippy tie-dyed with patched that had sparkling flowers on it. He would never wear them again.. They had died in her book. Putting them back exactly the way she found them she turned and left the spring knowing Sesshoumaru would not be coming back till tomorrow evening with another set of clothing, hoping and praying they were a different color besides white. Sighing happily she crawled into her sleeping bag and with giggles fell asleep
It was early in the morrning when they each heard a death defining roar and each member shot out of there bed of the forest floor. Inuyasha Quickly jumped down from the branch and drew his sword and took a quick sniff to find out who or what could have made that sound
“Keh…jerk. That what he gets for leaving his stuff around.”
He said as he sheathed his sword half a sleep all but kagome looked at him questionably then looked at her as she started to laugh uncontrollably. A slight movement came from the bushes along with a stern voice
“You Will Fix this Miko.”
Laughing her words “awe come on I bet you look pretty.”
A growl could be heard
“MIKO!”
She snorted “Youkai”
And with that he stepped out from the bushes revealing her handy work and dead silences and then she laughed harder he actually wore them
“WHAT THE HELL...K...KAGOME YOU DID THAT!?”
A evil grin crossed his face just then
“you know Miko if you wanted this Sesshoumaru out of his pants so bad you need only but ask.”
And with that statement she stopped and turned red again and the monk followed suit
“Yes...Lady Kagome I too am willing to get out of my pants if you ask.”
“HENTAI!”
Sango screamed and knocked him down
“Come Inuyasha...it is time for this Sesshoumaru and you to get new pants.” And with that the Hanyou and Inu lord left wearing Kagome’s Designs
~Fin~