The Last Word by PickledPlum
The Last Word
PickledPlum: My friend read the forum thread "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia" and just couldn't help herself, she gave me premission to post this. LOL!
Forum thread can be found here --> http://dokuga.com/forum?func=view&catid=10&id=22374
An: Utter crack
FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION- an estimation of something as worthless.
“Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, are you serious?” Kagome squealed as she sat there trying to search frantically as to what exactly that meant.
“Miko, bite your tongue. He is very insecure about it.” Sesshoumaru responded to her excitement in a very rare display of concern for his retainer.
As Kagome roamed the wikipedia and realized what exactly this phobia was and what it meant she began to giggle uncontrollably so.
Between choking she tried to speak. “Fear.....big....words.....” she managed her almost sentence.
Sesshoumaru was beginning to really doubt keeping her in his home as her giggling turned into all out laughter.
“How did you find this out?” She finally managed to spit out between laughing and attempting to breath.
Sesshoumaru was trying to decide if he should tell the miko now, or wait because he was not sure if she could survive the story.
“This Sesshoumaru came across him curled up in an alleyway across the street. He had been whispering "Antidisestablishmentarianism" to himself over and over for two days now, experiencing up to one orgasm every three hours as a result of the pain..."
Kagome stopped at his declaration, realizing that if she died now it would be ok. Her laughter could be heard throughout the entire building.
Sesshoumaru tried not to chuckle at the horrible story. Then he got a rather evil smirk.
“You know the reason Jaken warmed up to you last year was because of your paper on FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION and how it pertained to your grandfather's shrine goods.” Sesshoumaru said very sternly. “In fact, I think he still keeps it under his mattress.”
Kagome froze, her mire at the toads expense quickly dissipating.