Author’s Parody by MLMonty

The Wrench will Fallow and Wither

Chapter four-The Wrench will Fallow and Wither

"Wrench, you will fallow me and become my mate. As I mate with you, you will wither under me in pleasure."

Kagome looked at the youkai before her skeptically, before glancing at the rest of the gang and Sesshoumaru. This guy couldn't be serious could he?

"Um, you want me to fallow you?" she asked tentatively.

"Yes," the youkai said annoyed.

"Um, I don't think you really want that," she said.

"Of course I do. Why wouldn't I? You are to be my mate," the youkai bit out.

"Well I just didn't think you wanted me to plow you like soil and prepare you for seeding is all. It seems awfully painful," she said with a shrug.

"Do not forget that after that he intends for you to wither under him," Sesshoumaru said next to her.

Startled she looked up at him and noticed his barely contained mirth.

"I'm so not looking forward to that," she said with a wince.

"And why not? What wrench wouldn't want to wither under me as I mate her?" the youkai said offended.

Sesshoumaru looked at the supposed youkai lord, well heir, in disgust. "If she's going to wither under you I doubt it would be pleasurable or that your skills are very great in that area."

"How dare you! I have caused many wrenches to wither under me!" The youkai face was turning an alarming color of puce in his fury.

"Then obviously you are doing something wrong," Sesshoumaru stated coolly.

Kagome couldn't hold it in any longer. She started to snicker at the youkai ordering her to 'fallow' him and insuring her she will 'wither' under him in passion. And why was he calling her a  'wrench'?

"Wretch, enough! How dare you laugh at me! You will fallow at once!"

Apparently Sesshoumaru couldn't take it any longer either. "Which is she a wretch or a wrench?"

"Both!" snapped the youkai.

"Odd, she does not appear to be a tool used to twist objects so she cannot possibly be a wrench. A wretch, perhaps. She is often annoying. " Sesshoumaru ignored the indignant 'Hey!' Kagome gave at this. He looked at the youkai carefully before continuing, "Personally I prefer it when a wench follows me and she writhes under me, but to each their own."

Kagome couldn't stop the laughter that bubbled up and spilled out of her lips. She had to turn swiftly and leave the behind the youkai and the rest of her group to keep from offending the youkai anymore.

Inuyasha, Sango and Shippo looked on confused about the exchange. Miroku was snickering lightly behind his hand. They couldn't figure out what had happened or what was so funny. This youkai had intended to fight for Kagome so that she could become his mate. Somehow it resulted in this, odd, argument and Kagome running off laughing. Whatever had happened they decided to dismiss it and find Kagome before she got into trouble.

Looking at the remainder of the group Sesshoumaru said, "Fallow," before walking off in search of Kagome.

Miroku further stunned the trio by falling to the ground laughing so hard that he was gasping for breath while he watched Sesshoumaru retreat into the distance following the same path Kagome took in her flight.