Awaiting the Coming of R0o by MontiK

Chapter 1

Awaiting The Coming of R0o
Disclaimer: The characters of InuYasha are not mine, they are property of Rumiko Takahashi, Shogakukan, Yomiuri TV, Sunrise, and Viz Media. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

A flock of Dokugians clustered about the clearing around the mystical well. They stood in remote silence waiting for the revered structure to regurgitate one of their little lost sheep. Their poster boy, Sesshoumaru, stood directly in the middle of the path minus one MokoMoko-sama.

A disheveled looking Inuyasha, Kouga, and Miroku stumbled from treeline clad in pink button down tops and loosened black ties. Sesshoumaru's gaze turned further south the assure they were in the full requested attire, or the item the foul fangirl/dokugians had taken would not be returned to him. They were all in fact wearing the agreed upon 'fetish gear'. 

They hobbled cantankerously from the forest, precariously ballanced on the toes of their 'ballet boots' while tugging awkwardly at their restricting man thongs. Grumbles were heard from all around as they tried to tug their shirts lower to cover their nearly exposed fun-parts. 

"And they expect us to dance for her in this?!"

"This can't be legal! C'mon... cruel and unusual? Right!"

"Oh of all the wedgies... maybe I could get Sango to knock me out?" *air gropes *

Even Miroku was looking a little embarassed. 

Taking one last look at his beloved MokoMoko-sama still in the clutches of the fangirls (he noticed some stange white furred rodent squirming around in it's luscious fluff and his left eyebrow developed a tick) and strengthened his resolve to go through with their plans. He pulled a folded piece of paper with the chosen lyrical number from his haori and began to sing. 

Here we go!
That's it!
That's all into it!

He did his best to keep his voice 'high pitched'.. 'like the chipmunks' he remembered them telling him. As he heard snickering behind him rather than the tapping of dancing feet he turned to glare at his uncooperative captives. In a stoney voice he relayed them their orders...

"Do the hamster dance!" He punctuated his statement with the crack of his whip at their feet. 

They jumped to attention and began their rendition of this 'hamster dance' while on their pointed boots. It looked something like Riverdance meets the Can Can but Charlie Brown style. Peons now cooperating Sesshoumaru snapped his whip on the ground in time with the music (for time keeping and a little extra incentive to keep them moving) as he continued singing... if one could call the squeeling noise he was emitting such...

Alright everybody,
now here we go
it's a grand new version
everyone knows!

Just tap your feet
and clap your hands
Come on everybody
it's the Hamster Dance!

The plastic rustle of Pom Poms made itself known from far down the village path and Sesshoumaru could hear the hurried padded footsteps of the R0o-fanishly-dressed Naraku rushing to meet his darling Dokugian. His pink zilla costume stood out against the greens of the forest as he came upon them and he danced and shimmied his tush along with the last verse of the song. 

Take some time
Do the beat
You don't even have to move your feet
Just shake your hand,I want to see you move
Now spin around and feel the grove!

Cries of, "Yay! R0o!!" could be heard as Raku-kun waved his welcome back flags and bounced on booty clad feet to meet his lovely r0o who hesitantly poked her head over the rim of the magical well. 

What on earth happened in her absence? o.0

Seeing her raku she bounced to meet him with an eager shout of, "Spidey!!" and soon she was dog piled under many fan critters. Sesshoumaru quickly snuck in and recaptured his beloved fluffy fur.

Kagome quietly watched from the treeline oogling the nice tushes in there 'man thongs'... she'd have to figure out how to get them to wear those more often. Then she followed Sesshoumaru into the forest, he looked like he needed some lubs after what those girls put him through.

Later Sesshoumaru could be found stroking a shivering MokoMoko and whispering quiet cooes of reassurance, "It's okay little moko.. they'll never gets you ever again.."

~ Yay R0o ^.^ Welcome back we all missed you. Sorry this is a little late but it's a little WB present. 

(for anyone who doesn't frequent chat the little white furred rodent is a Chinchilla... part of chat insanity is that I often take to turning into the tiny critter to hide from angry dog demons when I write fics that upset him... come to think of it.. *pops into Chinchi form * he prolly won't be happy about this!)

Thanks for reading my little piece of insanity! *hugs and lubs then bolts off to find some place safe *

MontiK