Faeries, Witches and Faerie Kings! Oh My! by Evenstar

Faeries, Witches and Faerie Kings! Oh My!

Don't ask what possessed me to write another one shot, for Dany's Torture a taiyoukai challenge. Inspiration for this faeries and Naqaashi..... Not one of my best fics. Beta'd by Monti.

Disclaimer: I own nothing related to Inuyasha, or any of the characters which I'm borrowing.

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Faeries, Witches and Faerie Kings

Sesshomaru growled. The things he did for his family, namely his adopted daughter Rin. The only child (for the moment in his opinion) of himself and his wife Kagome. The five year old girl had insisted that one of her parents dress up as a faerie for an upcoming charity tea party.

 It was a dress up party with a faerie theme. The organizers had asked for volunteers to help with different area's of the party. Rin had immediately requested that Kagome go as a flower faerie, to which both of them had readily agreed.

The little girl had been ecstatic when she had seen Kagome in her faerie outfit. Sesshomaru had to admit that Kagome looked sweet and pretty in the outfit. That was not what he was stewing about. Both he and Inuyasha had been roped into the charade as two "major" faeries were missing.

Since Kagome already had a costume Rin had given her best puppy dog face to her uncle and father. Thus landing both of the in their current situation. The little girl though had promised not to tell anyone ever about the incident. Even though she was only five Sesshomaru knew she would keep her word.

Sesshomaru glared around the room as he saw different faeries from different elements earth in lush green, fire flitting here and there with bright reds and oranges. Wind clad in gauze and white was talking to water, who was dressed in various shades of blue, to Tinkerbelle. The Inu Taiyoukai had also seen the three faeries from sleeping beauty, as well as what he thought to be the tooth faerie.

Sesshomaru growled softly when he saw his father enter the room.

The elder Inu looked dashing to say the least, as he was dressed as Oberon the faerie King. Inu Taisho surveyed the room. His eyes softened as he saw his daughter in law dressed prettily as a flower faerie. As when he saw his sons he smirked.

Inu Taisho addressed the room "Thank you all for your time and effort. This is a charity fundraiser all profits will go to improving local orphanages." He paused before continuing, "As you know we are holding a tea party, all parents who aren't helping out are asked to leave at least a ten dollar donation, those who have parents helping are only required to have a five dollar contribution."

The elder Inu continued to explain how the day would work "The event lasts for two hours. The children choose which faerie they would like to spend the two hours with. During this time said faerie will serve the children tea, cakes and biscuits. The money will be collected as they enter the building. Are there any questions?"

Inuyasha snapped "Keh. Yeah. Why are we dressed as female pansies while you get to wear something like that?" he asked in an irritated tone, voicing the question in Sesshomaru's mind as well.

Inu Taisho smirked, "Connections my boy. Connections" he said.

Opening the door which separated the faeries from the children the faerie king said "Let's get this party started." The dressed up adults were immediately swamped by a large crowd of children. Sesshomaru noticed that Kagome was pulled away to a table by at least ten children.

Suddenly he was surrounded by about eight children as they shouted "Look! It's Faerie god mother." Yes folks the western lord had been forced into the dumpy shapeless outfit by Rin. In fact since he was so slim, they had made him wear a pudgy "fat suit" as well as cheek pads to make him look more rounded. He also wore brown contact lenses to cover his golden irises. With some luck nobody but his father, brother, Rin and Kagome would know it was him.

Sesshomaru turned his attention to his half-brother, who was dressed as Glinda the good witch of the north, from the wizard of oz. Sesshomaru nearly chuckled at Inuyasha's indignant expression as the children called him "Pretty Lady Inuyasha."

A tug at his sleeve reminded him that his situation was not much better. This had to be the worst torture he had endured.

By the end of the day, Sesshomaru looked like his normal self. He overheard the parents conversing "Do you know who Glinda was." "Yeah it was Inuyasha." One mother asked "Does anyone know who the fairy god mother was?" Sesshomaru almost stopped in his tracks and almost breathed a sigh of relief when The parents all denied knowledge of the fairy god mother.

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Later that night Sesshomaru prowled around his and Kagome's room. Kagome smiled when she entered the bedroom and saw her mate pacing. Sesshomaru snarled "This Sesshomaru has never been so humiliated in his entire life."

Kagome began to soothe her mate's stung pride "Sesshomaru since you didn't draw attention to yourself in  a few months time I doubt that anyone will remember there was a Fairy god mother." Sesshomaru growled slightly. "Shall I make it up to you?" she asked seductively.

Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow "How do you plan to do that mate." he purred. Kagome shivered as she feels goose bumps on her skin. "Shall we get started on your heir Sesshomaru?" She asked wickedly. Sesshomaru smirked, temporarily forgetting about his terrible day.

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The next morning Sesshomaru awoke to his mate yelling. He found his mate towering over a cowering Inuyasha. Sesshomaru inwardly cringed. Even he knew not to mess with Kagome's roses... It seemed that Inuyasha had dug up not one but three of his mate's Prized rose bushes. Sesshomaru didn't envy the position Inuyasha was in.

Kagome stopped yelling much to the relief of the demon and half demon. She smirked evilly at the puppy eared culprit. Inuyasha swallowed, this was definitely NOT good...

The small miko began to chant as she started to glow pink, a rosary suddenly appeared around Inuyasha neck (looks exactly like the one in the series). Turning to her mate she said "he's all yours."

Sesshomaru quirked his eyebrow "This Sesshomaru wants nothing to do with the half breed." Kagome smiled evilly and said "The enchanted rosary will make him do ANYTHING you command within reason," smiling sweetly she left the two males alone.

Sesshomaru thought of the possibilities then smirked. As the words sank in Inuyasha paled "F**k no" he yelled. Sesshomaru's smirk widened. Things were definitely looking up.

 Rin came in "I need someone to practice make up on? Where is Jaken" she asked.

 Sesshomaru's eyes gleamed "Inuyasha go play dress up with Rin now." Sesshomaru was very glad that Kagome had insisted on buying a good 8 megapixel digital camera as he watched his half brother unwillingly follow Rin. Grabbing the camera Sesshomaru began snapping some very good blackmai.... Cough Kodak moments.

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9 months later

Kagome had a few hours ago given birth to two healthy twins, a boy and a girl. Kagome smirked and looked at Sesshomaru. "Good thing you still have that collar on Inuyasha, now we don't have to worry about changing the diapers."

 Indeed the half demon had provided many Kodak moments. The family album had pictures of him dancing everything from the Chicken Dance to the Macarena to the hokey pokey. There was also a nice picture from a trip to the zoo, when our poor puppy eared friend had some how managed to be sat upon by an Elephant.

There was also a nice picture from Rin's party when the children had decided to play "pin the tale on the puppy". Where little kid had squealed "Look! Puppy man! He needs a tail to go with his ears!" Thus leading to said "puppy man" to hide in a pine tree... and he was spitting pine needles all afternoon.

Sesshomaru smirked as well. In fact the fairy god mother incident was all but forgotten. The parents remembered Inuyasha as he had a very potty mouth which the parents had not appreciated. In fact most had forgotten that there had been a fairy god mother there. Life was great. The rosary would have come off but during Kagome's pregnancy he had once again up set her...not the smartest thing in the world to do.

Kagome snickered. "Oh Inuyasha has his 'date' with Jakotsu tonight."

Sesshomaru smirked, the two met while Rin was selling girl scouts cookies. Inuyasha had been dressed as a the scout's leader, right down to dangly sparkly clip on earrings. Now the hanyou had been washed waxed, yes WAXED and was now dressed as a geisha all ready for his forced date with Jakotsu. Scratch that Life was perfect.

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A/N Sc**w witness protection. Starts to dig her grave. Nice known' ya all. Please review. Think of it as a last request. Thanks to Monti And Dany for some of the Idea's torture Inuyasha.