Princess Peach by MontiK

Toxic

Prompt: Toxic
Skye's Weekly Challenge

Rating: T

Word count: 978

Disclaimer: I own no part of Britney Spears, her music, or anything else affiliated with her. 

Kagome crawled up onto Sesshoumaru's back while he stood at the base of the shrine steps. She had given up protesting. Her mother hadn't had the time to shovel them yet and apparently to the daiyoukai the one inch of snow made them far too slippery for her 'clumsy human self' to navigate. She had a hunch he was just a perv and liked touching her thighs even when they were covered with leggings to keep warm. 

At the top of the steps Sesshoumaru raised his nose to the air, scenting out something tantalizing wafting from Kagome's mother's kitchen. 

"Your mother is cooking," he announced with a pleased growl. 

Rather then letting Kagome down to walk the rest of the way he opted to get there quicker and made a graceful leap the top of the steps to Kagome's front door. Once inside they were immediately welcomed by Ms. Higurashi's cheery voice. 

"Kagome, Sesshoumaru! You have to come try this. I found a recipe for homemade hot chocolate, you two have to try it for me!"

Kagome, who'd never had anything other that instant hot cocoa, immediately scrambled off of Sesshoumaru's back and skipped of towards the kitchen. Sesshoumaru followed the sweet scent he picked up earlier, following directly behind Kagome. 

There waiting for them was a small tray with two cups of sweet smelling cocoa, both piled high with mountains of whipped cream and sprinkled with chocolate shavings. Kagome eagerly took hers up and let out a satisfied hum with her first sip. 

"Mmmh! It's great, mama!"

Sesshoumaru stared at his. The scent was calling him. So delicious, so tempting, yet he knew he shouldn't. He'd learned his inu nature made him vulnerable to the decadent pleasure that was chocolate when it was first imported in mass. But if the mouth watering scent of the toxic beverage weren't enough to draw him the slightly disappointed look creeping over Kagome's mother's face was enough to seal the deal. So he might have a tummy ache and act a little funny.. It was rude to turn away her mother's offering. 

With that he picked up his glass and tipped it into his mouth, mimicking Kagome's satisfied hum. 

"My compliments to the chef," he remarked. 

Truly it was very good, much creamier, richer than the average hot cocoa made with hot water and powder. He glanced over at the pot on the stove which he knew held more. It was indeed far far too tempting.

An hour later...

"Are you sure he's alright Kagome? He's been gone for quite a while." Ms. Higurashi asked from her spot on the couch. 

Sesshoumaru had gone upstairs to use the bathroom half an hour before and Kagome was also becoming a bit worried. She was about to go up and give tap on the door, tempted to ask if he'd 'fallen in'. That was until she heard her stereo blaring from her room.

Baby, can't you see
I'm calling...

Both Kagome and her mother jumped in surprised at the sudden noise Kagome leaped up from the couch and ran up the stairs to see just what the hell was going on. 

When she reached her bedroom door way what awaited her was definitely not what she'd expected. 

There stood Sessshoumaru, his shirt pulled up showing his stomach while he swayed his hips to and fro suggestively, and sang Britney Spears' Toxic into her hair brush. 

"I took a sip, From my devil's cup!" He shouted off key and in a high-pitched voice. 

Kagome's mother arrived up the stairs just in time to see Sesshoumaru pull out all the stops. He'd pulled her swively chair out from under her desk and grasped the back of it for balance while he bent over displaying his pert derriere for both Kagome and her mother. 

He peeked over his shoulder seductively while swaying his tush. "You're toxic I'm slipping under
With a taste of a poison paradise, I'm addicted to you..." 

Kagome clapped her hand over her mother's eyes when she noticed her oogling and pushed her towards the steps, "You can't look at stuff like that! You're.. you're.. MY MOM for crying out loud!" 

Blushing furiously Kagome went back into her room and wrested her hair brush from the daiyoukai's grasp. He in return caught her wrists in his hands and pinned her between his chocolate drunken body and her desk. 

"With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride, You're toxic I'm slipping under..," he slurred drunkenly while his face drifted ever closer to her own. 

Kagome turned her cheek just quickly enough to avoid a very slobbery smooch that subsequently smeared over the side of her face all the way to her ear. "Eeeeew! No more hot cocoa for you.. If I'd have known it did this.. ugh." She shoved him backwards and he toppled onto her bed dragging her with him. 

"Oof!" She gasped as she fell on top of him and quickly scrambled to sit up from the suggestion position. 

"Don't you know that you're toxic..," He chuckled drunkenly from under Kagome. 

"Ugh!" She growled in frustration. "You know you're a jerk sometimes, right?" She glared at his nearly oblivious form. 

He merely rolled over and trapping her underneath heavy limbs. "Hngh."

After a few moments struggling Kagome realized she was trapped. There was no way she could roll the 200lbs. of Daiyoukai off of her. With a looming sense of despair she realized this also prevented her from turning off the blaring, awful music. 

"Noooooo!" She whined. "Mou... I hate you.."

Pffffffttttttt

A flatulent noise sounded a moment before Kagome buried her nose in his shoulder to hide from the smell. 

"Yes...," She groused, "I definitely hate you.. at least for today."