Princess Peach by MontiK

Chapter 2

Nom Nom Nom

Rating: MA - DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE UNDERAGE!

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For Smittee's Other kind of Nom Challenge.

Category: Humor, Erotica.

Warnings: soft vore.

Disclaimer: I own no part of Inuyasha, Inuyasha based video games, Playstation, or Dentabone.

Vocab: O.P. - gamer speak for Over Powered.

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Sesshoumaru arrived at noon sharp for a lunch at the Sunset Shrine. This was maybe the third time he'd come to visit her home after their meeting at the anime con. She'd come to see him a few times as well and they were forming an odd friendship.

After he tapped on the door it was swiftly opened to reveal an excited Kagome. She nearly shouted a cheery, "Hi!" Before greeting him with an overly exuberant hug. Though he was a little surpised by it he wasn't angry; five hundred years had mellowed him quite a bit and he was a little more used to casual physical contact.

There was casual banter as he walked to the kitchen with her where the table was set with a picnic theme and bento boxes out for the three of them; her mother was in attendance. Kagome and this older Sesshoumaru got along surprisingly well and Sesshoumaru treated her mother kindly so there was friendly banter and storytelling going on while they ate their lunch.

At the end of their meal Kagome's mother decided to surprise them with a treat she'd made. Curiously the two watched her as she went to the stove and took a silvery pan covered with a tea towel off the top of it. Sesshoumaru realized then that the reason he hadn't smelled the 'surprise' was because the sneaky old woman put the stove-top fan on to dissipate the scent. She'd been told about his youkai nature and how he knew Kagome from the past, as well as his meddling in the creation of Inuyasha, so she was aware of how to work around some of his youkai 'abilities'.

Uncovered and placed on the table was a fresh Blueberry Pie with a golden brown lattice style crust. Sesshoumaru was very nearly drooling over the warm, sweet smelling pie. Kagome giggled at his surprised expression and the way he hungrily licked his lips.

Kagome's mother giggled as well, holding a hand over her lips to hide her mirth. She'd never seen him look so much like a hungry puppy.

"You two can go ahead and eat this in the living room. Souta got that new Inuyasha video game for the playstation and I thought you'd like to try it." She handed them both forks and turned back to the counter to start the dish water.

Sesshoumaru stared wide-eyed at the fork for a moment, then at the pie. "We get to eat the whole thing?" If Kagome could have seen his tail in that form she was sure it would have been completely still due to his shock.

Kagome just picked up the pie with a roll of her eyes and went off into the living room with him trailing eagerly behind her, fork at the ready. When they plopped down in Souta's usual place in front of the TV Sesshoumaru plucked up the pie from her grasp and gratefully dug in. Apparently the former western lord had a strange affinity for blueberry pie.

After starting up the game and putting it into versus mode Kagome selected herself as her character of choice. She waited for Sesshoumaru to do the same but he seemed to be too busy Mmmming and hmmming over the tasty pie he was eating almost all of.

"Hey! Leave some for me!" Kagome griped.

With a very put out look on his face he placed the pie to the side, giving it a silent promise that they would continue where the loud woman had interrupted them later on. He picked up the controller and selected himself as his character.

While on the loading screen he couldn't help but think of the ludicrousness of the game's simulated situation: if he and Kagome were really fighting, he would win hands down every time.

Naturally after mere moments Sesshoumaru was declared the victor, his health bar having barely moved. His youkai speed with his thumbs made it near impossible for Kagome to ever get an attack in. She nearly threw her controller in frustration.

"I want a rematch!" She shouted, "and you can't play yourself again. Your character is way O.P., and you know your own attacks too well. It's not fair."

A silvery eyebrow quirked at her. "I believe you know your attacks just as well as I know my own, and that is hardly relevant as we are not truly attacking but pressing buttons." He emphasized his point by tapping a button on the controller as if stating the most obvious fact in the world.

She growled and bit the inside of her cheek. "Fine then, I won't play myself either. Now quick pick someone. I wanna get your ass-beating started."

He blinked a bit in surprise before looking at the screen to choose his character again. She must have adopted that unhealthy, excessively competitive nature from his younger brother. He must have been taking too long to pick because all of the sudden Kagome leaned over and smacked his controller, causing him to select whatever character his cursor had been hovering over at the time.

Growling after the loading screen was gone and he saw his chosen character, he groused, "This is unfair, of course you'll win. While we are both pathetic as both characters are Inuyasha, I am stuck with the human one, leaving this  Sesshoumaru at a disadvantage. You, Kagome, are a cheat." He paused the game at the end of his statement.

Kagome grinned, happy to get him at least a bit irritated. Sometimes he really got under her skin. "I bet you can't beat little old me."

Now he was stuck; everyone knows that anything considered male is incapable of not taking a bet and he was no exception. His need to be top dog kicked in and he immediately accepted. "Fine, who ever wins has the rights to make the other do any task they want, ANY task." He grinned as Kagome opened her mouth to protest but once she saw his overly pleased expression she shut her trap. She wouldn't look like a wuss for reneging right after he set the terms.

"You're on," she said determinedly. Then she shot a quick, "You're teeth are all blue," before unpausing the game and starting the fight. He was surprised enough to let her get in a few hits before he started attacking. So it was an underhanded tactic, but she hadn't lied, his teeth were blue from the pie, and she needed every handicap she could get to beat him and his speedy fingers.

Not ten seconds later she threw the controller down again in exasperation. She'd lost despite her tricks. "Jerk," she mumbled before reaching over him to get the pie. She needed some comfort food.

She lifted the pan only to find it empty and an overly rotund, satisfied Buyo laying on the ground next to it, his face stained blue, damning his chances of ever being found innocent. The damned cat was even against her! Today was just not Kagome's day.

"So what do you want?" Kagome grumbled moodily. She wanted to get her sentence over with.

Sesshoumaru took the time to tap his chin and think with exaggerated Hmms and humms just to get on her nerves. He couldn't have her clean his house, it was already done. While her mother was a good cook he wasn't sure of her own skills so that was out of the question. He liked getting scrubby baths in his doggy form, but that would almost be too mean and very time consuming. The last thought gave him an idea though, he did have blue teeth so he need to brush them. And oh did he hate brushing his teeth, he almost always had to brush his teeth in his true form or he would have doggy breath still, and he always looked strange going to the pet shop and buying tons of bacon flavored tooth paste because he really hated mint. Noone really ever made a tooth brush big enough for him to hold and use either. Punishment decided.

Kagome's first response to his proposal was to scream, "EEEEEwwww!!!!" But she still couldn't renege. So he gave her his wallet and waited at the house, eating the second Blueberry pie Kagome's mother made while Kagome walked to the pet shop to get his tooth paste and a a huge deck brush to scrub with.

When she returned they went out into the small patch of forest behind the shrine. Kagome dragged the hose behind her and grumbled about how chivalry must truly be dead since he wasn't helping to carry anything.

He transformed in a large clearing out back while Kagome started hosing down the brush and squeezing out tube after tube of doggy toothpaste onto it. When she was ready he promptly opened his mouth for her to enter.

"Ugh, doggy breath," she said while she wrinkled her nose. But she pressed on and stepped with bare feet on his slippery, coarse, tongue. The dog breath combined with the sweet blueberry and bacon was all together really gross and she made a gag noise in disgust. Putting the deck brush to his molers she started scrubbing until his blueberry blues turned pearly white, the whole time grumbling about stupid, meany-pants dogs.

An hour later when his mouth tasted pleasantly (to him at least) like bacon, Kagome was all done scrubbing. Sesshoumaru had a smile fit for a denta-bone model and she was down right exhausted.

As she was walking over his tongue back out of his mouth he suddenly stood before sitting back. Kagome toppled over at the sudden movement and then his tongue rolled, making a chair like shape before elevating her up just a little over his nose so he could see her.

"Hey!" She shouted, but her voice quivered. She never did like heights. "I'm all done with your torture! You let me down no--" she suddenly paused as his tongue shifted. Her legs were now farther open, straddling the slobbery appendage, and her mini skirt rode up in this position. The rough texture of his taste buds slicked with saliva against her little cotton panties felt far too good, and despite being angry and that they weren't in a sexual relationship she couldn't help but be aroused.

Sesshoumaru's doggy mouth twisted into a lascivious grin. He hadn't ever really thought of Kagome in a sexual way, but he truly would be a cad if he left the poor woman in such a state of need. He wasn't all bad, mostly. She lay limply, arms draped over his nose as she moaned at the subtle shifts of his tongue.

His jaw opened wide again as he carefully pulled his tongue, a limp Kagome still laying on it, back into his mouth. She lay dazed with sudden arousal on the pink appendage as he closed his mouth. She gasped, and for a moment she was frightened, but something about the unknown spiked her arousal again.

The ground rolled and rose up beneath her, pressing her front to the ridged roof of his mouth. Strangely the scents of bacon and blueberry that before had her near gagging weren't so bad anymore. The bacon somehow smelled smokey, like a camp fire now, to her lust driven senses, and the blueberry like sweet, dewy, fresh cut grass. Almost like sex on a camping trip, she thought dizzily. The tongue pinning her to the ridged flesh started moving back and forth, and she moaned at the rough caress of the heavy bumps on her nipples. Her whole body was lubricated with his drool and she loved it.

The tip of his tongue pressed up between her legs, her mons pressed harshly to the top of his mouth while the tip of his feathered, pink appendage flicked between her legs. Sesshoumaru could just barely taste her sweet juices, a tiny, tangy, tinge in the sea of savory flavor left over from his toothpaste. His hot breath cycling through his nose and mouth warmed her body even more, bringing her pleasure higher. Soon she was reaching, clutching for purchase anywhere so that she could feel grounded. With a hard press and twirl of his strangely talented tongue he thrust over the edge, and she fell off it blissfully before landing somewhere near cloud nine.

Then Sesshoumaru slid her safely to the ground, to lay on the soft grass. She panted, grateful for the cool breeze after being in his hot mouth. The great dog chuckled breathily, blowing puffs of air at her while he lapped at her drool covered body with his tongue, hoping to bring her back from her sex driven mindlessness.

Awareness came all to quickly for the poor little Shikon Miko. Her eyes flew open to see a big white nose and all too mirthful, brilliant, red eyes. She slapped his nose in reprimand, although it did no damage whatsoever. How unsatisfying...

"You... you jerk!" She stomped her foot for emphasis after scrambling to her feet. She tried in vain to straighten sopping wet, tussled clothing. "I can't believe you did that!" As if she wasn't outraged enough the dog gave her a fanged grin then, revealing her underwear wrapped lewdly around one large canine tooth. "Ugh!" She growled and reached forward to grab the garment. A resounding rrrrip sounded as the dampened fabric shredded into something that was no longer wearable. Kagome stomped her foot again before stalking off back to the house, tugging at her skirt awkwardly whenever there was a strong breeze, and grumbling about stupid closet pervs and all too nice tongues.

Sesshoumaru quickly shifted forms, plucking up his underpants trophy before following her. He was going to milk this for all it was worth.

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