Tea Party from hell by Miss_Moon

Tea Party from hell

A/N: This is for Dani’s Taiyoukai Torture.

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or make any profit from this fan fiction. It is just for my sick enjoyment.

Word Count: 297

Sesshoumaru, the killing perfection, did not look like a killer in the outfit he had on right now. He was covered in pink, a pink hat, pink high heels, pink feather boa, and the pink plastic chair was stuck to his ass. How he got roped into this he’d never know. He came home looking for his mate, when his pup pulled him into a tea party.

His pup was just like her mother, very sneaky and could do the puppy face better than anyone. Right now she was pouring more fake tea, talking to the dolls that were also attending this party from hell. All he wanted to do was come home for lunch, do a quick rut with his mate and hurry back to the office. He tried to leave but, his wife and his torturer forced him to stay.

Now he was supposed to pretend to eat a fake donut. What had his life come to tea parties? He remembered a time when he was the most feared Taiyoukai in the land. Now he was ruled by two female’s, giving into every demand.

The boa itched like no tomorrow, and the heels were a size to small. The pink hat covered his eyes but anyone who knew him, knew he was glaring. His wife was at the doorway, hiding her snickers behind the video camera. He was finally able to leave if he promised to do it again. He was about to turn and grab the video camera from Kagome, when she disappeared.

He followed her scent, to their home office, where all the computers were. He opened the door, and saw the worst thing possible. His mate, love of his life, was uploading the video to youtube and
telling all of their friends.