Underpants Gnomes by MontiK

Flypaper

[Flypaper]

He had returned to the house hours ago. She watched him waltz into the laundry room without so much as a hello. He hadn't come out for lunch, or anything else for that matter. Kagome was almost positive she could have put bacon on a skillet and he wouldn't have come out... ALMOST. But he was still a dog and bacon worked wonders...

So now she was standing, leaning on the door frame outside the laundry room with a cup of tea in her hands, and she was watching. He had come home with flypaper of all things. Now he was over half way done meticulously covering every surface in the room with the adhesive paper...

“Is this really necessary?”, she finally spoke up.

He looked up to glare at her.. and immediately regretted it. A neglected piece stuck to his hand, then to a long strand of hair... then to more hair. He growled as he tried to use his other hand to get the nasty paper off. He turned to growl when Kagome giggled at him from the doorway...

A few seconds later he was reduced to a whimpering tangled dog demon. Through some unexplainable series of events he ended up with the ultra sticky paper holding onto his knee and forehead as well, with a good chunk of his hair in the mix.

“Oh. You poor puppy...”, Kagome cooed as she went to help him. The only way she could figure to get the paper of was to unceremoniously yank it, and so she did. With a loud yelp the paper let go and Kagome had a very disgruntled demon husband staring back at her. There was a bright red spot on his forehead where the paper had been stuck too and she couldn't help but giggle. 

At his growl she scampered from the room, still giggleing, and left him to his booby-trapping. By nightfall he had the whole room covered, saved for the space on top of the washer and dryer for himself to stand watch from. 

Long after the cover of night descended upon one flypaper covered laundry room dark shadows intruded upon the peace of the dog demon's house. Flitting through the shadows they approached the open door. 

“Looks like he's trying to catch us again...”, one stated. 

An answering snicker came from behind him. 

“He's changed his tactics.”, another one chuckled. 

“Oof! Who did that!”, the little gnome squirmed only to realize he was stuck. His companions had a hearty laugh at his expense before one ran off to the kitchen. “ehh.. You guys gotta help me..”, he whimpered. 

They pulled his patch of paper off to the side when the leader returned from the kitchen. He began sprinkling a layer of flour in a path to the dryer. Climbing on top of one another they clambered up to the sleeping demon's platform. 

A devious plan in the Underpants Gnomes' mind they maneuvered around him. Three behind him and one in front standing right in front of his nose. Why did he not smell them? They had a decoy... 

The little gnome dangled the pilfered pair of Kagome's panties in front of Sesshoumaru's nose. His nose twitched and he scooted forward to try and catch the little cloth only to have it held further away. 

Another scootch...

And another...

“Now!”, the leader shouted. Sesshoumaru's eyes shot wide in surprise just as he was pushed from the edge of the appliances he had been teetering on. The puce green sticky paper covered floor came upon him to fast and he landed in an undignified heap. 

Rolling around and growling while trying to escape only got him more tangled. Soon he was a mass of sticky paper bound inu, his eyes and mouth the only thing showing outside of a few tufts of hair. He was forced to watch asTiny gnomes ransacked the laundry room and stole all of his 'gnome bait' while singing...

Time to go to work, 
Work all day, 
We need underpants hey! 
We won't stop until we have underpants! 
Yum tum yummy tum tay! 
Time to go to work, 
Work all night, 
Search for underpants yay! 
We won't stop until we have underpants! 
Yum tum yummy tum tay

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Kagome crawled out of bed in the morning and went to check on her husband right away. She almost tripped over him in the doorway. “Oh no!”, she gasped as she spied his whimpering form. She groaned and ran off to the office, she needed to figure out a way to get the glue off without taking off his hair... Damn Gnomes.. she'd have to get them now...

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Thanks Kotainuchan Inu for the funny underpants gnome song! Thanks everyone for all the reviews and I always luv to have more!

P.S. If anyone has any ideas for capturing Underpants Gnomes and/or Underpants Gnomes escaping from capture feel free to suggest anything! PM or in a review whatever fits your fancy.