Challenge Accepted by Kira Cross

Nuts

Okay here is Nobody's Nuts challange

Theme: Nuts

Word count: 500

Date: 12/23/08

Now i have no clue where i got the plot from but you can enjoy a moment of insanity.

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Kagome sat in the quite peaceful park, calmly pulling out food from a picnic basket. "So, Sesshomaru, do you want a turkey or chicken sandwich?" Kagome asked her four year boyfriend.

"Turkey." He said taking the sandwich Kagome handed him. They sat down happily eating their peaceful lunch never noticing the cute little grey squirrel sneaking up on their picnic basket.

The cute grey squirrel, which we shall call Frank, peeked into the picnic basket and struck gold Nuts, lots and lots of nuts. Frank's mouth dropped in awe at the wonderful nuts. His small minded brain formulated a devious plan to get away with the nuts without losing something. He carefully slipped into the basket and quietly as possible picked up the bag and slipped back out and headed home.

Kagome who was nuts about nuts couldn't wait to have her fix of the day. Kagome turned to grab her favorite nuts from the basket and lived her worst nightmare. "WHERE ARE MY NUTS?!" Kagome yelled. Sesshomaru winced because of her yell and because a Kagome without her nuts is a scary Kagome. Kagome looked around and found Frank still sneaking off with her nuts. "YOU DROP THE NUTS!" Kagome yelled pointing at Frank, who froze when he heard the command. Frank unfroze then bolted for his tree. Kagome bolted right after him chasing Frank all over the park, trying to get her nuts back. Sesshomaru sighed he didn't know whether to laugh his ass off or do a palm-face.

Frank had made it to his tree and scurried up it in a flash, hoping to get away from the crazy lady chasing him. He placed the nuts in his little hole in the trunk and stepped inside believing that he was perfectly safe, that he got away with the treasure.

Kagome ran to the tree then fell to her knees. "Oh woe me, the damn squirrel took my precious nuts." Kagome cried. Sesshomaru walked up to her and looked down at her. He sighed taking pity on her and cut down the tree in on single swipe.

Frank up in the tree did not like the sounds he was hearing. He looked outside and saw the earth coming closer, or was it that he was coming closer to the earth. He didn't have time to think about anything else before everything went black.

Kagome looked down at the nuts, which had rolled out of the tree , then at poor Frank, Who had died when the tree fell. Kagome felt really, bad for his death and started to cry once again. "Oh why, oh why did this squirrel have to die, this poor squirrel, who was taken from us too early." Kagome cried. Sesshomaru looked at her like she was nuts, then sighed wondering how he had such a crazy girlfriend. He then pulled out Tensinga and slashed at Frank bringing him back to life. Frank got up again confused and scurried off away from these crazy people.

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Okay moment over did ja Enjoy it.