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A Demon For Your Thoughts? by Inuyaoi

I'm Blue

A/N: OLD READERS! I've polished chapters 1-30, fleshing them out just a tad. They're mostly the same and not worth re-reading. However, around chapter 31 the tone of this story had shifted to something better suited for another fic. I didn't like it.  


This is a shameless crackfic with hints of lemony freshness.



"Why can't Inuyasha do it?" I ask father. He’s sitting there in his leather chair, sipping his scotch, unaware of my impending panic attack. I loathe his office. I never receive good news in it.

"Well, for one," he says," your brother is an idiot, and two, he doesn't have a beast whispering in his ear."

No disagreement there. My brother is an irresponsible moron. You know, a teenager.

"This will be good for you. You being what you are... you should be heard, assume roles fitting great demons. You're so quiet… why, I wonder if a fire broke out if you would even yell."

Have more faith in me, father. I might trip the alarm.

But this beast business…

It's complicated. If only I was born a few hundred years earlier.

Back in father's day, in the era of demons, things were different. Free to be hounds, we dealt with our urges the old-fashioned way. Howling at the moon, tearing through forests, stealing the occasional cow from humans. Dog stuff.  

It's not fair. I don't want--

Lead? We could do that. Leadership comes with power, and power comes with female subordinates. Imagine the selection. Imagine strolling by cubicle after cubicle, each one holding a new pair of lips, hips, ass and tits. A demon who can walk through that without sweating or panting is not a demon at all. We'll pick them like daisies.

You hear me?

I do, but I'll ignore him.

You see… I talk to him well enough as it is. Every day in fact, but not now. I'm quite cross with him. He's the reason father wants me to be the director of his company. Father believes governing others will calm him. The problem? It's difficult to think over--

Tune me out, will you? Alright. I'll fix you.

--my beast.

"Ignore him, son."

"I'm trying, father. It's just... he's singing an incredibly annoying song."


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