This is amazing in its detailed realism. I am pretty fond of it. Maybe you should have thrown in some random japanese words (important: neko instead of cat, everything is "kawaii" and they have to eat at least one authentic japanese disch no one has ever heard of) and a few "desu" here and there, but apart from that it's the ultimate fanfic model! chapeaux! <3

Alternative title: nearly every Sesskag fic condensed into a oneshot.

I applaud you.