Lol! That was great! I really enjoyed the coffee part. Who forgets to use a filter?

quite cute, but would have been a little better if the word had been " Ellen" and color had been pink...

this was wonderful and cute to read. perfect for a lunch break.

Okay, the coffee thing had me dying. Then you put him in a thong. I think might have peed myself at that one. Next, he had writing on his thong. Utterly brilliant. Yet, I can't escape the feeling that this is what he gets for making the fashion faux paus of wearing white in winter. :P

That was a good one, twik!! Ya know, I wasn't expecting the ending torture there. I thought that maybe the coffee torture would just continue. HA! Very funny.