OMG! That was funnier than hell! No kidding about the Alpha Bits thing!! He might think it's an intimidation tactic!! LOL!! You have a great way with words and everything goes together so nicely. Even in short one shots you are able to bring the reader directly into the story and have them become a part of it. This was absolutely hilarious!! I can just see Sesshomaru's face! You paint a great mental picture!! Great job!