?  ? ? Name: Noelle Hair color: Bright red literly eye color: blue favorite thing to do: read and draw sports: track and basketball also swimming( how i do all these sports "shrugs") age: 15 favorite subject: English music i like: really i like all music but country (sorry to people who do) Favorite color: orange of course( why can't people spell orange) And ulta violet anime i love: Inuyasha my favorite person is Sesshomaru (of course) i like Kagome too Mangas: vampire knight and fruits basket hobbies: creating Chaos Height:guess what im a shrimp im 4 foot 11 inches im sooo small and i only weigh 90 im soo short  QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME! If you have any answers to these questions please send me a message. If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? wawa told me that i missed this question If you clone yourself, and then have sex with yourself, are you gay or just masturbating? well if enyone has answers then you can tell me them  ? These are some of my favorie quotes ? ? Even though women were created before men, a rough draft always comes before a final copy."
"Happiness is like peeing yourself, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."
"Never take life too seriously, no one ever gets out alive any way."
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
"When the pin is pulled, the gernade is NOT your friend!"
"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"
"Some people are like slinkeys, they have no purpose, but its really fun when you push them down a flught of stairs!"
"Have you ever noticed anyone that is driving slower than you is an idiot, but anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?"
"Oh, you hate school? Well why didn't you say so? There is a support group for that. Its called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the playground."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
"Why can we remember the tiniest detail that has happened to us, and not remember how many times we have told it to the same person.”
"I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"I guess I always decide to see the darker side of things. My glass is always half empy and cracked, I just cut my lip on it and chipped my tooth."
"It was funny, yesterday I went into McDonalds' and I said, 'I'll have some fries.' And the girl at the counter asked me, 'Do you want fries with that?' "
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives."
"I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it." "Everyday, I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday, I'm proven horribly wrong." "Your mom's chest hair." "Don't follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls." "You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth." "i'm bursting with fruity flavour." "I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt!! And guess what's inside it?" "Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver." "I'm not racist...I hate everyone equally." "I can multi task...I can breath, talk, and annoy you at the same time." "OH MY GRAND PIANO!." "if you don't shut up, i will eat you" "A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman!" "WATCH OUT A MAN EATING CAT FACED DUCK BILLED FROG TOED SPECK OF DUST! " "Your mom's so fat even SESSHOUMARU doesn't BELIEVE IT!" 
? ohh and i almost for got i you all have to read the book marked its sooo good i love it oh and the book host and the Daughters of the moon are good books |
