Disclaimer: Sadly I do not own InuYasha :'(
"What is the point of this device, Miko?" Sesshomaru asked as he poked the silver package peaking out of Kagome's bag.
"You really want to know, Sesshomaru? That is a food from my time." She grabbed the package and opened one to show him. "It's really good. You can heat them up, put them in the freezer, or just eat them like this," she said, pulling the small pastry out of the foil and taking a bite out of it.
Sesshomaru took another package out of the box. This time he opened it for himself and sniffed the food. "Woman, this does not smell like food. It smells fake."
Instead of arguing, Kagome took the pop-tart and shoved a bite into his mouth. At first he looked pissed that she had taken the liberty to shove something into his mouth, but then he began to chew.
"What is this device called, Miko?" he asked after a few moments of deep thought.
"It's a pop-tart, Sesshomaru."
"Hn. You will bring me more," he announced as he took the rest of the box out of her bag and then stalked ahead of the group on the trail, wanting to be alone with his prize.
Sesshomaru allowed the sense of smugness to wash over him as he walked ahead, and the young miko just looked astounded as she stood on the trail and watched his retreating figure.
A/N: Here it is :) my first real attempt at humor. I wrote this way back in 2011 but realized that I never posted to Dokuga! Hope you liked it.