Disclaimer: I own nothing but the silly ideas in my silly little head.
Authors Note 2: The quality of the chapter kept nagging me, and the ideas kept mutating in my head all day. So I tweaked this chapter a little and decided that posting the next chapter was a must! Please feel free to point out mistakes as I am being my own beta.
Chapter One: Level One
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*woof woof*
*woof woof*
“*#$%%^&^)&*$$&^T&%#@$#$*”
“NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOO!”
She groaned inching out of the cocoon of blankets to stop the infernal noise that had interrupted the climax of one very juicy dream.
*grrr woof WOOF!*
“Why does he ALWAYS interrupt them? He’s getting laid every week and I can’t even manage getting some in my dreams…” she grumbled as she reached out towards her nightstand knocking over a few water bottles and candy wrappers.
*WOOF WOOF*
“Ahhhg!! Where is it, where is it?” she chanted.
!!*thunk*!!
A very frazzled young woman moaned as she heard the telltale sound of her phone crashing to the ground. Sliding over the side of her bed, perched precariously half-on half-off she shouted, “Yes!” success evident, as she pumped her fist in the air, thus overcompensating her balance and falling to the ground.
!!*thunk*!!
“mudder f’er” she mumbled.
*woof WOOF grrrr!*
Sliding her finger over the screen she answered,“What the HELL INU??? WHY? I can’t even get action in my sleep, and your screwing everything from 6th street on, oh and let’s not forget the fact that it’s 4 in the freaking morning! The first day I’ve had off in over a month, all I wanted was to finish my flippin’ dream and you had to fuck-ing call at the climax of it. . . THE CLIMAX!!!!!!!” she spewed off as her anger erupting. “….INU? Oh you better freaking answer me.”
“Higurashi, this is not the half-breed. He lent me his phone to notify all off-duty squad members about the current situation.” A deep-silky-smooth-crème-de’-la crème voice wafted over the air waves.
In other words pure sin or at least it felt that way to Kagome, as a low coil of warmth grew low inside her. She gaped into the darkness of her room as his voice continued on.
“Had you told me about these frustrations maybe we wouldn’t have moved along so slow, I would be more than glad to help in making your dream a reality.” He said with a low chuckle.
“eh?” she stated dumbly, the shock not having waned away that it was really the Ice-Lord himself she had yelled at. Though they had been dating for a month by now, and he had proved to be far from icy. Still, with work they had only really gone out two or three times.
“Higurashi?” he prodded after a few moments of silence. “Now is not the time for this though. It’s happened,” he stated, all traces of his sinful teasing erased from his voice.
“It’s happened… OH MY GOD ‘IT’ ???” she shouted as what he said caught up with her.
“*#$%%^&^)&*$$&^T&$%%^&^)&*%#@$#$*”
“Are you serious? When? What’s the status? What level are we at?” the seriousness of the situation erasing all prior embarrassment. She strode across the hardwood floor to a dark wood cabinet.
“I am ALWAYS serious Ka-go-me, this is no joke. We are currently at a Level 2, but the public doesn’t seemed to have realized it yet. An evacuation for the lower 2 quadrants is being implemented at 0600 hours. But nevertheless, we’re running out of time…” a tinge of irritation now coming across.
“Kagome,” he paused…,” they can run.”
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Author’s Note: I plan for this to go places, just taking it slow and steady, maybe one a week? Thought it would be a little funny if Kagome had matching ringtones for her little squad ;) Hope you enjoyed it and had a teeny weeny laugh ^_^.
Till Next Time --