Disclaimer: Inuyasha is not mine nor does he or any other character in the InuYasha series
Note: These are my gift drabbles for our one and only r0o-r0o. Enjoy.
Happy Birthday, r0o-r0o! My Gift of Drabbles
Prompt: FIREMENZ
It was a fun a birthday night for the resident plunny lobber. However, the night was far from over. After the youngins turned in for the night, there was a knock on the door. I looked through the peephole on my door and a mischievous grin formed on my lips. I opened the door to see Sesshomaru and Inupapa doing a strip tease for the r0o dressed as FIREMENZ. All of the female GM members of Dokuga squealed and cheered at their performance. Some even fainted before they finished performing. Of course, I made sure to take many, many pictures of the night. Of course, the birthday girl couldn't help but ask. "DQ, was this your idea?"
I couldn't help but grin. "Guilty and proud of it. BANZAI!"
Prompt: Plunnie
Kagome was hard at work in her lab. She tried to create the ultimate being. With a portion of all of the males' DNA and bunny DNA, the mad scientist was ready. After several hours of combining all of the DNA, Kagome created the ultimate being. Sesshomaru had just returned home to a tall rabbit-like creature lined with a lot of muscle staring at him lecherously. The taiyoukai also took note of facial markings almost identical to his own. He then went to his mate's lab with an exasperated look on his face. "Mind telling me what creature you created?"
"Why, it's my latest creation: the hentai plunnie. Trust me, you'll like him."
"Somehow, I highly doubt it."
Prompt: Youth!
Kaede watched as Kagome ran after Rin and Shippo in a game of tag. She reminisced about the days of her youth when she would travel side by side with Kikyo when she was alive. She often wished that she had the chance of playing with the other children of the village back then. If only she could turn back time. Little did she know, a wish was made on the Shikon Jewel and her body started to glow. When it died down, Kaede looked down at herself. She realized that she was able to stand straight. The miko took a hold of a strand of hair to find it dark with a healthy luster. Kaede actually jumped for joy as she was young again and joined the game of tag. Ah, the joys of youth.
Prompt: Pounce
Kagome and Sesshomaru stared at the unconscious hanyou at their feet. The question was what to do with him. They couldn't actually kill him for what awaited him was Kikyo in hell, which was exactly what the dead miko wanted. Well, they weren't going to grant her wish. However, an evil idea popped into Sesshomaru's head. Why not have Inuyasha's biggest nightmare come back to haunt him once more. And so, he and Kagome cast spells to bring back the soul of said nightmare. They gave him the power to mark Inuyasha as his mate as he would be the dominant one. Oh yes, it was the happiest day of Jakotsu's life as he pounced the not-so-fortunate hanyou and marked him. When Inuyasha came to, the Western Lord and Lady were gone, leaving him alone with his 'mate'. Inuyasha nearly jumped at the sight of Jakotsu. "Hi, Inuyasha. This time you can't get away from me for you and those adorable ears are now mine."
His answer was a girly scream and a loud thump as he fainted.
Prompt: Bribery
It was dark in that dark kitsune's office and Kagome could feel the power of his aura. "So, what seems to be the problem, miko?"
"The problem's name is Kikyo. She just won't leave my mate alone and it's getting on my nerves. Not only that, my mate doesn't seem to have a problem."
"Why don't you just kill the wench and be done with it?"
"That's just it. I can't do that. I have my reputation as the Shikon Miko and Lady of the West. I don't want her blood on my hands, Kitsune-san."
"Please, call me Yukio." If she weren't already mated, Kagome would have pursued this one. His purring voice alone sent shivers down her spine. "What would you have me do?"
"Just make her disappear. I just want my mate back. I'll pay any price."
"Of course, my Lady. You'd pay any price?"
"Yes."
"Very well. I'll make your problem disappear for the price of Sesshomaru-sama's half brother."
Prompt: Flail and Fire
The unusually colored fire died down as Kagome’s ‘problem’ disappeared without a trace. Yukio, the dark kitsune the Western Lady hired, looked on with satisfaction. “That takes care of that. It’s such a shame that the wench didn’t put up much of a fight. Time to collect.”
Meanwhile, Sesshomaru sensed a flare of kitsune power followed by a snuffing out of a very familiar aura. He was a cross between distraught and angry as he strove to get to the bottom of this.
Sesshomaru was in the courtyard and found Kagome and a tall, powerfully built, nine-tailed dark kitsune engaging in what sounded like a social conversation. The taiyoukai growled as he confronted them. “What is the meaning of this, Kagome? Kikyo is gone without a trace. Explain yourself.”
“A problem was taken care of by my new friend here. Mate, meet Yukio. Yukio, meet my mate and Lord of the Western Lands.” Kagome approached her mate, running a finger up and down his broad chest. “I asked you to get rid of Kikyo. She was becoming a problem but you wouldn’t listen. She wouldn’t listen. And so, I had to take matters into my own hands to get rid of that whore.”
“I see.”
“No, I don’t think you see. Just as I am yours, you are mine. And no one takes what is mine.”
An eyebrow rose with surprise and a newfound admiration. “My, spoken like an inuyoukai.”
“That’s why you made me your mate.”
Yukio approached the couple. Once again, he spoke with that purring voice of his. “As much as I would love to watch this lovely interaction, there is a payment I am here to collect.”
“Of course, Yukio-san. If you will follow me.”
Kagome led the dark kitsune down a series of pathways leading to Inuyasha’s private chambers, where the hanyou was distraught over Kikyo’s ‘disappearance’.
“Yukio-san, I would like to introduce you to your payment Inuyasha, half-brother of Lord Sesshomaru. He is all yours.”
“Payment? What the hell is going on, Kagome? Isn’t making Kikyo ‘disappear’ enough?”
Kagome could only smirk at this. “No, it is NOT enough. She left me no choice. She couldn’t keep away from what was mine.”
“It don’t mean squat. I loved her.”
“That didn’t mean she loved you if she kept sniffing around Sesshomaru. But there’s no point in talking to you. Perhaps, my friend here will have better luck.” With that, Kagome left the kitsune and hanyou to themselves.
Yukio looked Inuyasha up and down and was pleased. “Ahh, such a perfect specimen. Yes, you will do nicely.” The large kitsune grabbed around the hanyou’s waist. “Now you’re mine.”
“What are you doing? Hey, let go of me! I’m not into males! Damn it! KAGOME!!” Inuyasha started to flail as Yukio chuckled at his futile attempts to free himself from his iron grip. The kitsune purred and vanished in a dark flame with Inuyasha in tow.
Sesshomaru felt the kitsune’s aura flare and simply vanish along with Inuyasha’s while looking at some scrolls in his study. The taiyoukai smirked. “Well, that took care of MY problem.”
Prompt: Art
Sesshomaru looked at his digital art and was thinking of a name for it. Kagome looked at the picture with interest. “Can’t come up with a name for it?”
“No. Perhaps, you can come up with something.”
“Hmm, this picture reminded me of something I saw on the internet.” Kagome slammed a fist onto her palm. “I got it! Why don’t you call it ‘Essence of R0o’.”
Sesshomaru pondered the name and agreed. “You’re right. That’s exactly what I’ll call it.”
Inuyasha passed by Sesshomaru’s studio, took a look at his latest work and his eyes widened. He couldn’t believe what he saw and was terrified. Both Sesshomaru and Kagome looked at him strangely. The hanyou noticed this. “What? I have a fear of pink dinosaurs, ok? It’s all thanks to that damn kitsune. I’ll get him back one of these days.” With that, the hanyou left the pair, laughing maniacally on his way.
“This Sesshomaru can tell you’re thinking twice about removing the beads.”
“Without a doubt. Who knew Inuyasha was a bit psycho?”
“Certainly not me. He is definitely Father’s son.”
Prompt: Spork
Kagome was frustrated as there were no clean spoons or forks anywhere and her stomach was growling loudly at the sight of her favorite dessert. Grumbling, she threw her hands up. Suddenly, a thought popped into her head as she saw a bag full of plastic utensils and grabbed one. Soon, she was happily indulging in her piece of cinnamon apple pie. Sesshomaru joined her in the kitchen, wanting to get a piece of that pie. However, the taiyoukai found no clean spoons or forks just as Kagome couldn’t.
And so, he also spotted the bag of plastic eating utensils. Sesshomaru picked up one and was confused. It resembled a spoon but had tines like a fork. “What is this peculiar utensil?”
“After all these years, you’ve never seen a spork before? *sigh* Just grab a piece of pie and eat.”
End
That’s it. Usually, I wouldn’t torture Inuyasha in these but I did it since it was r0o’s birthday. Hope anyone who reads these enjoys them. Later ^_^