MMMM…BWAINS!!!!
Disclaimer: I own nothing of Inuyasha…it all belongs to Rumiko Takahashi….luckiest woman on earth I swear…Why?? Because she OWNS Sesshoumaru….der!!! Oh and Dawn of Dead isn’t mine either….I don’t know who that belongs to but it certainly isn’t mine so no suing me!!!!
A.N.: This is just an itsy bitsy little humorfic that came up in my head while daydreaming about me and my beau as I was trying to fall asleep….obviously the sleeping part failed on a scale of epic proportions…-shrugs- oh well.
P.S. I don't have a beta so all of my fics don't have much editing...anything that spell check can't find is not fixed...sorry!!!
NOW ON WITH DEH FUNNIES!!! Hehe
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Kagome made that adorable ‘eep’ sound as she hid her face in Sesshoumaru’s neck and covered her ears so that she wouldn’t have to hear the screams of the people on the television, or the blood and gore that were very clear on the high definition screen.
Sesshoumaru chuckled as he watch his petite girlfriend, who normally showed a bravado that contradicted her frailty and small size, cower in fear from a movie even though she knew good and well that the zombies weren’t going to climb out of the TV. and attack her like they were doing to the last few survivors as they tried to get to the safety of the mall.
Dawn of the Dead really was NOT that scary of a movie compared to the many other “horror” films in this day and age, but for some reason it scared her to bits. Of course that happens to be case with any horror film she watches. Also she keeps watching them with him no matter how much he reminded her of her inordinate fears she would just say that she’d be fine and act like it didn’t scare her until her claims were proven false by the fact that not even 15 minutes into the films she would be latched onto him so tight that he was surprised they hadn’t melded together. He really should just stop watching these kinds of movies around her.
However…..there was one thing about watching them with her that was beneficial to him. When she would latch onto him he would wrap his arms around her while she buried her face into his neck or chest, move her to his lap, and at some point during the movie they would start making out. That right there was a very good reason to let her continue to let her scare herself, but then she would also stay latched onto him all night which was very good to the inu taiyoukai since inus were extremely affectionate beings in the first place.
His thoughts were brought back to the present when he heard Kagome whimper almost pitifully. Reaching down to lay a finger under her chin and pushing up so that she would have to look at him he stared into her eyes and asked, “Tell me koishii why it is that you watch these things and are afraid even though you know they aren’t real.”
Kagome looked up into his golden eyes and whispered, “I always imagine them attacking me and eating my brains.”
At this Sesshoumaru quirked his eyebrow and said quietly, “I would not blame them for I’m sure that your brain are delicious.”
Kagome looked at him like he had gone bonkers because that had to be the absolute weirdest compliment that she had ever heard. So without thinking she said the only thing that could even be a reply to that, “Well you’re not a zombie so you won’t my brains.”
Sesshoumaru smirked at her before turning to face her before he leaned towards her so that as he made his body go limp so that he would fall forward and have her pinned to the couch under his weight.
Kagome shrieked when he fell on top of her and tried to push his dead weight off by shoving her heads against his chest and squirming with all she had before she realized the futility of her efforts since he was 200 lbs of pure inu youkai muscle and she weighed only about 115 at most. So glaring up at him she yelled, “Get off you me ya big oaf!! You’re too heavy!!”
Smiling in a way that showed his evil attentions he changed his facial expression so that he looked like a mindless zombie before droning out in that stereotypical zombie voice “Must eat Kagome bwains….need eat bwainssss” as he leaned up to try and “eat” her brains by sucking on her ear.
Kagome, who saw his face change and heard what he said, started struggling against him playfully and yelled about how he couldn’t have her brains for supper and that she refused to let him have them.
Sesshoumaru smiled internally and started “attacking” her by grabbing her sides and tickling her with his claws and fingers which in turn made her start shrieking in laughter and wiggle under him so that it almost looked like she was trying to buck him off like a horse would do to a cowboy at the rodeo.
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! SESSHOU-HAHAHAHA-MARU!!! ST-HAHAHA-OP!!!! PL-pant- EASE!!!!” Kagome was laughing so hard that she was turning read in the face and was having issues breathing right. Sesshoumaru finally stopped when he figured she had had enough. So he stopped moving his fingers but kept his hands on her sides. Leaning up he looked down at her and smiled as she took deep and greedy breaths while trying to calm down. She smiled up at him and he leaned back to kiss her forehead softly.
Propping himself up on his elbows he stared down at her and smugly said, “Mmmmm….bwainz of Kagome. Yummy.”
Kagome promptly sweatdropped.
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Disclaimer: I own nothing of Inuyasha…it all belongs to Rumiko Takahashi….luckiest woman on earth I swear…Why?? Because she OWNS Sesshoumaru….der!!! Oh and Dawn of Dead isn’t mine either….I don’t know who that belongs to but it certainly isn’t mine so no suing me!!!!
A.N. So I think its okay for a little idea that just popped in my head. What do ya’ll think?? I’m gonna show it my beau as well and see what he says. He’ll probably say I’m nutso but he should know this by now. Oh well.
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Ja ne!