Sesshoumaru buried his face in the pillow and tried to ignore the fact that there were way too many bodies in the bed. When Kagome asked for a bigger bed, he expected it to be used for delicious romps; instead, it was being used as the place everyone in the house slept. He couldn't even remember the last time he had sex in the bed, but it had been some time before the twins realized how fun it was to sleep right in between mommy and daddy.
Yes, this is exactly what he had in mind.
Not!
At present, there were two three-year-olds, himself, a pregnant Kagome, and several kittens in the bed.
Kagome told him they should get the children a pet, but somehow, that became 'Let's get them several,' and later 'oh, and cats.' She never considered the natural enmity that existed between cats and dogs, and while his sons seemed immune to it, Sesshoumaru was not.
Sesshoumaru felt one of the kittens claw its way up his back, and then lay down on top of him.
"It is on me again," he complained.
His words went unheeded as there was a tickle fight taking place, and Sesshoumaru rolled onto his back. The kitten fell off, then immediately jumped back on top of him. Sesshoumaru watched in disgust as the kitty found a nice, warm place on his chest, and lay down. He checked to make sure the others were still distracted, and then emitted a low, threatening growl.
The kitten looked up, and instead of running, started to purr and flex his claws into Sesshoumaru's chest. "Mew! Mew! Mew! Mew!"
Sesshoumaru narrowed his eyes, because he could understand what the kitten was saying, even if the others couldn't. "Kittens are delicious," he answered with a low growl.
The black kitten stood up and started popping its claws harder. "I'm cute! I can do whatever I want!"
"Don't take that tone with me," he answered.
The kitten swiped its paw and scratched Sesshoumaru across the lips. "What are you gonna do about it, Sesshoumaru-sama? You're some kind of lord, letting a little baby cat walk all over you. I went potty on your pillow too! What are you going to do, hm?"
Sesshoumaru held his claws up, and when they started to glow with poison, the kitten ran to Kagome and jumped in her lap.
Kagome picked him up and hugged him. "You're so cute! Did you get tired of sweeping with daddy?"
"That thing is not my child. You should feel lucky I even claim these two," he said, looking down at his sons.
The kitten went on a long rant to Kagome about how Sesshoumaru's mother was a huge whore, and his dad was a weakling. Then it talked about how Sesshoumaru's manhood was grossly undersized, but all Kagome could hear were cute little meows. Sesshoumaru rolled over again, back to the kitten, and tried to ignore its taunts. In any demon relationship, the cat would have been dinner the first time it called him an 'assface,' but Kagome was stubborn and refused to let Sesshoumaru eat the kitty.
Sesshoumaru felt the kitten pounce on his hair, and then start rolling around, tangling it as much as possible. "Kagome, please do something about your cat."
Kagome responded by taking a wisp of his hair and teasing the kitten, giggling as he pounced and put on a show. "Awww...Daddy doesn't wike pwaying, does he?"
The kitten started meowing again. "Yeah Daddy! Let's play! You like to play with pussies, don't you?"
When the kitten was pleased with how tangled Sesshoumaru's hair was, it went to Kagome, and a few minutes later, called for Sesshoumaru to roll over again and look at him. Sesshoumaru reluctantly did so, and saw the little best pawing Kagome's breasts while taunting him.
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That night, the kitten left the house through an open window, intent on having many nighttime adventures, since Kagome always kept them in after dark. He went on the prowl, and, after killing a few bugs, discovered a cave. He stalked into the cave sniffing with disapproval at the dampness of it, but it was warm, so he continued on the wet, pink path until everything suddenly went dark.
Sesshoumaru closed his mouth and transformed into his smaller form, smirking with satisfaction.